For one heartstopping moment I thought this was Roxy's farewell thread! :eek:

Anyway, now that I've calmed down, final thought:

"If a tree falls in the forest, who cares?"

or, ancient Irish one:

"If it takes a man a week to walk a fortnight, how many apples in a barrel of grapes?"

Finally, my own:

"Money can't buy happiness, but you can sure be miserable in comfort!"

Final Thought: How long can a human being **** before their innards collapse?

Wow, I got the runs..
Yep, that about sums it up.

FT: Is a life without nougat worth living?

Final thought before logging off and calling it a night:

I hope we can manage to win one game.

It's amazing what buying a nice pair of jeans that fit in all the right places does to the soul.

Final, final thought:

"Can I make it across the road before that truck gets too clos ---"

Final Thought: A bowl before bed keeps the doctor away.

Final Thought: The moment you step in a store 1 minute til close and say" I work in retail, I don't want to be that guy but...." everything you say after I work in retail is null and void because guess what Geranimo ,YOU ARE THAT GUY!

FT: Hair extensions...hair extensions everywhere on the ground