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Old 06-02-2015, 07:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default who wants to buy my vote?

as an american citizen who is apathetic about politics, i am hereby offering my vote to any foreigner that wants to vote by proxy in the upcoming US elections.

i will provide video evidence that i voted for whoever you asked me to.

i live in the state of north carolina.

i am willing to barter.
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Old 06-02-2015, 08:05 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Are you for sale for the rule enforcement thread?
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Old 06-02-2015, 08:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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depends... what are you offering?
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1) Two arguments in which I will take your side regardless of what I actually think
2) I'll watch that stupid guy your in love with and tell you how funny he is
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and you want me to do what...?
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Cash is king, forget that heffah I got a c-note wit ya name on it.
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Vote for the opposite of whatever side is winning right before it's over. It will cause a glorious uproar. Just imagine the shit the fan will be spreading when it's decided by one vote.
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Vote for the opposite of whatever side is winning right before it's over. It will cause a glorious uproar. Just imagine the shit the fan will be spreading when it's decided by one vote.
saving this and reporting you. you fucking malcontent.
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What if one side is winning by more than one vote?
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