who wants to buy my vote?
 

as an american citizen who is apathetic about politics, i am hereby offering my vote to any foreigner that wants to vote by proxy in the upcoming US elections.

i will provide video evidence that i voted for whoever you asked me to.

i live in the state of north carolina.

i am willing to barter.

Are you for sale for the rule enforcement thread?

depends... what are you offering?

1) Two arguments in which I will take your side regardless of what I actually think
2) I'll watch that stupid guy your in love with and tell you how funny he is

and you want me to do what...?

Cash is king, forget that heffah I got a c-note wit ya name on it.

Vote for the opposite of whatever side is winning right before it's over. It will cause a glorious uproar. Just imagine the shit the fan will be spreading when it's decided by one vote.

saving this and reporting you. you fucking malcontent.

...
What if one side is winning by more than one vote?

link?

Wow.^.

where from in nc? if this applies to local elections as well I could be interested

statesville. anything i'm eligible to vote in, i'm willing to do.


@ vwls... i see tore is flirting with going hitler/napolean. either way, yea i'll sell my vote for that thread to the highest bidder.

A bit silly to be doing that in the open DWV. Now everyone knows and will be watching for either of you...

Carpe for mod is also really close.. I'd like to purchase you to swing the vote in the that poll instead because the other one is slowly drifting too far apart.

Is this a serious comment?

I already came up with this.

http://www.musicbanter.com/games-lis...votes-com.html

yea? well, you got a patent? no? then not my problem. feel free to use my thread to sell your vote if you want though.

I'm just sayin'. I'm a leader. You're just a follower.

You're all under arrest for attempting to defraud the MusicBanter Gov't. Put your fucking hands in the air. Reach for the sky!

lol

the difference is you posted it as a hypothetical cause you thought it was a really clever idea, hence why you're concerned over getting credit for it

where as i will gladly let you have the credit, as that means nothing to me. i just want to turn my vote into something of value

hence i'm literally asking... who's willing to give me anything to obtain a proxy vote?

You think I wouldn't honestly sell my vote? I may not vote anyway, so I might as well make some money off my indifference.

Would either of you be offended if I called both of you money grabbing whores? Just wondering ;)

depends... what are you offering?

I'll buy your vote for vermin.

But selling your vote would shatter the disguise so you're gonna have to just do it for free.

Dinner & great sex? All I got to offer. :D

Also vote carpe for mod 2015. Its a fun new game.

dunno/dont get the reference

consider me offended then

Where's the eye roll smiley when you need it? lol

Here: it was in the john... :rolleyes: (That's comin' out of yer wages son!)