Whats the dumbest thing u have ever heard (dance, hardcore)

SATCHMO · 07-17-2005, 01:35 PM

My wife meaning to tell me that all the lights were on in the house, saying " All the houses are in the light". Was one of those "had to be there" moments

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 07-17-2005, 01:44 PM

Ive already posted this in the stupid thread, but what the hell, I really do love this story. (When listening in to a couple of the airheaded lasses from my school one day):

"Really? Its a band?! I always thought Nirvana was just a make of t-shirts"
"Yeah, I know, thats what I thought till my brother kept goin on about this grunge stuff"
"GRUNGE? What kind of stupid word is that?! I bet its like a cat food or something..."

*Sigh* Fortunately there were people in the room with shoes ready to throw at them

HomesickAtSpaceCamp · 07-18-2005, 10:56 PM

haha thats great

Trauma · 07-18-2005, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gentleman Johnny

"you shut your mouth when your talking to me"

Haha I saw that Wedding Crashers movie today, pretty funny.

Umm....most stupid thing ever?

I don't know, but three situations come to mind.

Jim and I
Jimmy: Dude can I ask you a question?
Me: Yeah sure.
Jimmy: Would you have sex with Pamela Anderson or Carmen Electra?
Me: Well.....
Jimmy: But they both have Herpes.
Me: Dude????
Jimmy: And you can't pick neither.
Me: Well then....Carmen Electra, I guess.
Jimmy: Ewwwwww, dude you'd have sex with someone who you knew had Herpes?!??

Derrick and I
Derrick: Dude this breaker box is open and it has cords all over the place.
Me: Haha seriously?
Derrick: Yeah.
Me: Let's go **** it up.
Derrick: Okay.
Me: I'll just turn these four off and these three on.
(Fountain on huge subdivision pond shuts off)
Me: Wow I didn't know that would happen!
Derrick: Sweet!
Me: Let's **** it up more!
Random half-clothed man in nearby house: HEY YOU KIDS GET AWAY FROM THERE!
Us: **** YOU!
Us: *Run*

Derrick and I
Derrick: Dude I was just thinking about how many times I've almost died since I met you.
Me: Quite a few, I would imagine.
Derrick: Yeah, like eight, and it's only been two years or some $hit.
Me: Seriously?
Derrick: Yeah why?
Me: Because I only count seven for myself and I thought I was beating you.
Derrick: No way.
Me: Well did you count the time with the bus?
Derrick: Yeah.
Me: Man I was WAY closer, so that doesn't even count for you!!
Derrick: Bull**** dude.
Me: No, **** you dude, we're tied for almost dying.
Derrick: *runs into the bathroom and gets axe bodyspray and lighter*
Derrick: I bet you one hundred dollars I'll be beating you in two minutes.

Good times.
Good times.
I've probably heard way more stupid stuff than that though.
I mean those situations are pretty much everyday stuff now.

HomesickAtSpaceCamp · 07-19-2005, 12:07 PM

im guessing you can get bored very quickly

anticipation · 07-19-2005, 12:30 PM

one time i set an umbrella on fire out of boredom.

HomesickAtSpaceCamp · 07-19-2005, 01:30 PM

haha thats great... i bet it smelt weird

xEmochicKx · 07-19-2005, 02:24 PM

My best guy friend has a hairy chest so we always make fun of him. Anyways so one day we were talking about it and he somehow mixed up his words and instead of saying hairy chest he said Cherry Hest by accident. it was so funny at the time ahha

anticipation · 07-19-2005, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomesickAtSpaceCamp

haha thats great... i bet it smelt weird

you would win that bet.

HomesickAtSpaceCamp · 07-19-2005, 11:26 PM

07-17-2005, 01:44 PM	#12 (permalink)
ArtistInTheAmbulance enchanted. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: cornwailles, angleterre. Posts: 2,537	Ive already posted this in the stupid thread, but what the hell, I really do love this story. (When listening in to a couple of the airheaded lasses from my school one day): "Really? Its a band?! I always thought Nirvana was just a make of t-shirts" "Yeah, I know, thats what I thought till my brother kept goin on about this grunge stuff" "GRUNGE? What kind of stupid word is that?! I bet its like a cat food or something..." Sigh Fortunately there were people in the room with shoes ready to throw at them __________________ shake your wings like theyre laced with sound!

07-18-2005, 10:56 PM	#13 (permalink)
HomesickAtSpaceCamp Queen Of Hearts Join Date: May 2005 Location: In A House Posts: 28	haha thats great __________________ Somewhere in Texas a village is missing their idiot. HAHAHA.......... I don't get it.

07-19-2005, 12:07 PM	#15 (permalink)
HomesickAtSpaceCamp Queen Of Hearts Join Date: May 2005 Location: In A House Posts: 28	im guessing you can get bored very quickly __________________ Somewhere in Texas a village is missing their idiot. HAHAHA.......... I don't get it.

07-19-2005, 01:30 PM	#17 (permalink)
HomesickAtSpaceCamp Queen Of Hearts Join Date: May 2005 Location: In A House Posts: 28	haha thats great... i bet it smelt weird __________________ Somewhere in Texas a village is missing their idiot. HAHAHA.......... I don't get it.

07-19-2005, 02:24 PM	#18 (permalink)
xEmochicKx Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 91	My best guy friend has a hairy chest so we always make fun of him. Anyways so one day we were talking about it and he somehow mixed up his words and instead of saying hairy chest he said Cherry Hest by accident. it was so funny at the time ahha __________________ *You Cannot Rape the Willing.*

07-17-2005, 01:35 PM	#11 (permalink)
SATCHMO Al Dente Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,708	My wife meaning to tell me that all the lights were on in the house, saying " All the houses are in the light". Was one of those "had to be there" moments

07-19-2005, 12:30 PM	#16 (permalink)
anticipation Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,565	one time i set an umbrella on fire out of boredom.

07-19-2005, 11:26 PM	#20 (permalink)
HomesickAtSpaceCamp Queen Of Hearts Join Date: May 2005 Location: In A House Posts: 28	__________________ Somewhere in Texas a village is missing their idiot. HAHAHA.......... I don't get it.