Trauma

Haha I saw that Wedding Crashers movie today, pretty funny.



Umm....most stupid thing ever?

I don't know, but three situations come to mind.

Jim and I
Jimmy: Dude can I ask you a question?
Me: Yeah sure.
Jimmy: Would you have sex with Pamela Anderson or Carmen Electra?
Me: Well.....
Jimmy: But they both have Herpes.
Me: Dude????
Jimmy: And you can't pick neither.
Me: Well then....Carmen Electra, I guess.
Jimmy: Ewwwwww, dude you'd have sex with someone who you knew had Herpes?!??

Derrick and I
Derrick: Dude this breaker box is open and it has cords all over the place.
Me: Haha seriously?
Derrick: Yeah.
Me: Let's go **** it up.
Derrick: Okay.
Me: I'll just turn these four off and these three on.
(Fountain on huge subdivision pond shuts off)
Me: Wow I didn't know that would happen!
Derrick: Sweet!
Me: Let's **** it up more!
Random half-clothed man in nearby house: HEY YOU KIDS GET AWAY FROM THERE!
Us: **** YOU!
Us: *Run*

Derrick and I
Derrick: Dude I was just thinking about how many times I've almost died since I met you.
Me: Quite a few, I would imagine.
Derrick: Yeah, like eight, and it's only been two years or some $hit.
Me: Seriously?
Derrick: Yeah why?
Me: Because I only count seven for myself and I thought I was beating you.
Derrick: No way.
Me: Well did you count the time with the bus?
Derrick: Yeah.
Me: Man I was WAY closer, so that doesn't even count for you!!
Derrick: Bull**** dude.
Me: No, **** you dude, we're tied for almost dying.
Derrick: *runs into the bathroom and gets axe bodyspray and lighter*
Derrick: I bet you one hundred dollars I'll be beating you in two minutes.



Good times.
Good times.
I've probably heard way more stupid stuff than that though.
I mean those situations are pretty much everyday stuff now.

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saiyoucho

The dumbest thing I've heard was on that Robinson show on tv.
The girls were walking on a beach going:
Look a little crab! Hit it!
Oh it died.. Maybe it will get better if u put it in the water.

Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01

The dumbest things said are, I think, the most obvious things, like, "IT'S HOT OUT HERE!" No ****!

...... I say this about 10 times a day.

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kimberlyann

Yes!! As do I, there's nothing better than stating the obvious!

SATCHMO

My wife meaning to tell me that all the lights were on in the house, saying " All the houses are in the light". Was one of those "had to be there" moments

ArtistInTheAmbulance

Ive already posted this in the stupid thread, but what the hell, I really do love this story. (When listening in to a couple of the airheaded lasses from my school one day):

"Really? Its a band?! I always thought Nirvana was just a make of t-shirts"
"Yeah, I know, thats what I thought till my brother kept goin on about this grunge stuff"
"GRUNGE? What kind of stupid word is that?! I bet its like a cat food or something..."

*Sigh* Fortunately there were people in the room with shoes ready to throw at them

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HomesickAtSpaceCamp

haha thats great

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HAHAHA.......... I don't get it.

HomesickAtSpaceCamp

im guessing you can get bored very quickly

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HAHAHA.......... I don't get it.

anticipation

one time i set an umbrella on fire out of boredom.

littleknowitall

One time i set myself on fire out of boredom. :/

And i'm not talking a patch on my arm, i lathered my naked body in a bottle of expensive aftershave, and sparked myself up in my mates garden unfortunately being a tiled concrete garden i was hesitant to stop drop and roll when the fire consumed me and was pretty roasted, especially the under of my arms and my back.

...not one of my greatest ideas looking back.