Your masterplan for world domination

Trollheart · 05-31-2015, 04:04 PM

Yeah we know a lot of you play that Nationstates, but in the real world, if you had a chance, how would you go about making yourself supreme overlord of the Earth? Diagrams and blueprints a plus but not vital.

Key · 05-31-2015, 04:19 PM

First order of business: Make it so Trollheart can't make threads on public forums.

Second order of business: Kill Trollheart

Third: Revive Trollheart, and make him my bitch.

YorkeDaddy · 05-31-2015, 04:34 PM

First order of business: dismantle the inexplicable Trollheart hate-train

Second order of business: enslave Ki

Third: use Ki as a horse to ride into battle against all other nations and dominate through the sheer power of dank memes

Key · 05-31-2015, 04:45 PM

^I'll be your slave any day.

Chula Vista · 05-31-2015, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy

First order of business: dismantle the inexplicable Trollheart hate-train

It's not a hate train. Be honest: He brings it on himself. Everyone loves the dude for it, for the most part.

YorkeDaddy · 05-31-2015, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

It's not a hate train. Be honest: He brings it on himself. Everyone loves the dude for it, for the most part.

It's over-the-top

GuD · 05-31-2015, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

how would you go about making yourself supreme overlord of the Earth?

With my girldick.

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Diagrams and blueprints a plus but not vital.

I would but I don't really wanna get banned.

The Batlord · 05-31-2015, 06:02 PM

First, I shall flood the forum with inane threads about nonsense.

Then, move into the White House after everyone has killed themselves.

Trollheart · 05-31-2015, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

First, I shall flood the forum with inane threads about nonsense.

Then, move into the White House after everyone has killed themselves.

At least then you can have all the free beer you want!

Also, it's not a hate train. A hate caboose, at the very most. And it's drawn by a Trollheart Love train --- now THAT sounds suggestive!

fiddler · 05-31-2015, 06:18 PM

Here ya go, here's how you do it. Develop an aggressive virus and the cure to go with it. Weaponize it and unleash it on the major political powers in the World, and wipe them out. Cure anybody who comes to your side, anyone else is f*cked. Then take all of the scientists and lock them up and force them to be used as labor to develop products. Strictly monitor what they use, what they research. Eliminate any and all opposition. After a few years of making sure the general population is happy, human nature will assume a natural state of rulership. Then you can pass it on to your children. After just three generations, nobody in living memory will have lived through the old ways, and thusly will be uneducated about the ways it used to be. Keep education standards low - remember, a dumb population is a docile population.

05-31-2015, 04:04 PM	#1 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	Your masterplan for world domination Yeah we know a lot of you play that Nationstates, but in the real world, if you had a chance, how would you go about making yourself supreme overlord of the Earth? Diagrams and blueprints a plus but not vital. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

05-31-2015, 04:19 PM	#2 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	First order of business: Make it so Trollheart can't make threads on public forums. Second order of business: Kill Trollheart Third: Revive Trollheart, and make him my bitch.

05-31-2015, 04:45 PM	#4 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	^I'll be your slave any day.

05-31-2015, 06:18 PM	#10 (permalink)
fiddler Music Addict Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 242	Here ya go, here's how you do it. Develop an aggressive virus and the cure to go with it. Weaponize it and unleash it on the major political powers in the World, and wipe them out. Cure anybody who comes to your side, anyone else is f*cked. Then take all of the scientists and lock them up and force them to be used as labor to develop products. Strictly monitor what they use, what they research. Eliminate any and all opposition. After a few years of making sure the general population is happy, human nature will assume a natural state of rulership. Then you can pass it on to your children. After just three generations, nobody in living memory will have lived through the old ways, and thusly will be uneducated about the ways it used to be. Keep education standards low - remember, a dumb population is a docile population.