Your masterplan for world domination
 

Yeah we know a lot of you play that Nationstates, but in the real world, if you had a chance, how would you go about making yourself supreme overlord of the Earth? Diagrams and blueprints a plus but not vital.

First order of business: Make it so Trollheart can't make threads on public forums.

Second order of business: Kill Trollheart

Third: Revive Trollheart, and make him my bitch.

First order of business: dismantle the inexplicable Trollheart hate-train

Second order of business: enslave Ki

Third: use Ki as a horse to ride into battle against all other nations and dominate through the sheer power of dank memes

^I'll be your slave any day.

It's not a hate train. Be honest: He brings it on himself. Everyone loves the dude for it, for the most part.

It's over-the-top

With my girldick.

I would but I don't really wanna get banned.

First, I shall flood the forum with inane threads about nonsense.

Then, move into the White House after everyone has killed themselves.

At least then you can have all the free beer you want! :laughing:
Also, it's not a hate train. A hate caboose, at the very most. And it's drawn by a Trollheart Love train --- now THAT sounds suggestive! :rofl:

Here ya go, here's how you do it. Develop an aggressive virus and the cure to go with it. Weaponize it and unleash it on the major political powers in the World, and wipe them out. Cure anybody who comes to your side, anyone else is f*cked. Then take all of the scientists and lock them up and force them to be used as labor to develop products. Strictly monitor what they use, what they research. Eliminate any and all opposition. After a few years of making sure the general population is happy, human nature will assume a natural state of rulership. Then you can pass it on to your children. After just three generations, nobody in living memory will have lived through the old ways, and thusly will be uneducated about the ways it used to be. Keep education standards low - remember, a dumb population is a docile population.

You've ... er ... you've, ah, really ... um .. thought about this, haven't you?
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Is that a knock on your door?
http://i.imgur.com/3YkOcnF.jpg

What do you think Soldiers do when they are deployed? Sleep? Naw we f*ck, play cards, video games, plot World Domination, torture each other, and generally anything to pass the time. Trust me, there's a lot of down time.

I wouldn't mind Trollheart making so many threads as long as people participated in the thread topic.

We/they never do though. It turns sour after 3 pages every single time.

I'm just pointing that out.

^Well, that, and his threads are pretty much just other threads re-created.

Well that's certainly not true my friend. Have you seen my "Love or Hate?" one? Anyway this one is just for fun. I don't see anyone turning it sour. How can you turn a topic like this sour? Really? It's all joking, nothing serious. Other than Fiddler. He worries me.
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Just kick back and go with the flow. Hey, there's nothing stopping you making a thread if you feel like it. Don't leave it all up to me. Speaking of which, any more Musings? Your journal was coming along really well.

Also, how are you? Haven't spoken to you in exactly seventeen hundred years. You ok? How's the family sitch?

Someone else created a "World domination" thread? I must bomb him or her back to the Stone Age! :laughing:
Hey, at least I'm creating threads and getting people talking. More than you're doing at the moment, no?

Don't worry, I'll spare you IF you promise to behave yourself. Afterall, can't have some little ant running around biting me during my rule of World Domination.

I suppose you're right.

I'm going to hit Obama and if he falls down I'm the new president.

Im going with a classic, i would build a doomsday laser and hold the world ransom for 1 million gajillion dollars.

Don;t forget to destroy one city in Europe before you do, to show them you're serious.

Considering that's not a real number, I'm sure the world would be happy to give it to you.