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Old 05-31-2015, 02:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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As usual, I'm broke. But I've been listening to Tankard all day, and I crave beer. Lots of beer. What must I do that doesn't involve theft?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-31-2015, 02:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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If they think you're stealing just tell them you're borrowing it.
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Old 05-31-2015, 02:32 PM   #3 (permalink)
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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Old 05-31-2015, 02:37 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Need beer, not douchebags.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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Old 05-31-2015, 02:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Craigslist: Trade beer for comics.

Sorry, that's all I got.
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Old 05-31-2015, 03:04 PM   #7 (permalink)
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move to the Czech republic. beer is so cheap its basically free
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Old 05-31-2015, 03:14 PM   #8 (permalink)
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My attempt to barter for booze with a couple friends was unsuccessful. One is on acid and the other is already drunk. Had I called them an hour earlier, I might be swimming in cheap beer as we speak, but alas, I am boned.

My friend on acid claims that he might be free to booze it up later, but I'm not gonna hold my breath. I love him like a brother, but he's a major flake.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-31-2015, 03:21 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Make a bet with someone, like "I bet that I can chug more Kalinka than you". Make the other person pay for the booze. The other person dies of alcohol poisoning, and voila, you've gotten drunk for free.
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Old 05-31-2015, 03:22 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Grow a pair of boobs and go to a club or bar. Some nice friendly fellow will offer to buy you a drink. Works without fail.
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