who wants to buy my vote?

[John Wilkes Booth]

as an american citizen who is apathetic about politics, i am hereby offering my vote to any foreigner that wants to vote by proxy in the upcoming US elections.

i will provide video evidence that i voted for whoever you asked me to.

i live in the state of north carolina.

i am willing to barter.

[DwnWthVwls]

Are you for sale for the rule enforcement thread?

[John Wilkes Booth]

depends... what are you offering?

[DwnWthVwls]

1) Two arguments in which I will take your side regardless of what I actually think
2) I'll watch that stupid guy your in love with and tell you how funny he is

[John Wilkes Booth]

and you want me to do what...?

[RoxyRollah]

Cash is king, forget that heffah I got a c-note wit ya name on it.

[DwnWthVwls]

Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

and you want me to do what...?

Vote for the opposite of whatever side is winning right before it's over. It will cause a glorious uproar. Just imagine the shit the fan will be spreading when it's decided by one vote.

[RoxyRollah]

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

Vote for the opposite of whatever side is winning right before it's over. It will cause a glorious uproar. Just imagine the shit the fan will be spreading when it's decided by one vote.

saving this and reporting you. you fucking malcontent.

[DeadChannel]

...
What if one side is winning by more than one vote?

[John Wilkes Booth]

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

Vote for the opposite of whatever side is winning right before it's over. It will cause a glorious uproar. Just imagine the shit the fan will be spreading when it's decided by one vote.

link?