The Thread with No Subject

[The Batlord]

What is with white people anyway? They really are just goofy. I can understand cultural differences, but how does a lack of rhythm come about because of culture?

[Plankton]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

What is with white people anyway? They really are just goofy. I can understand cultural differences, but how does a lack of rhythm come about because of culture?

I'll have to go with the missionary position.

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

What is with white people anyway? They really are just goofy. I can understand cultural differences, but how does a lack of rhythm come about because of culture?

It could have something to do with American culture being terrified of even thinking about sex for quite some time. Since the body is used for sex, using it as a medium for other pleasures is just as bad in Jesus's eyes as being promiscuous. They stopped teaching their children how to dance, and with that loss of education the entire white people dance culture devolved into what you see in the video, tapping toes while snapping, and square dancing.

[fiddler]

Originally Posted by Frownland

It could have something to do with American culture being terrified of even thinking about sex for quite some time. Since the body is used for sex, using it as a medium for other pleasures is just as bad in Jesus's eyes as being promiscuous. They stopped teaching their children how to dance, and with that loss of education the entire white people dance culture devolved into what you see in the video, tapping toes while snapping, and square dancing.

Hey now line dancin' and square dancin' may not be popular up yonder but it's sure a thing where I come from. More fun then slapping a bull's ass and runnin'.

[Black Francis]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

What is with white people anyway? They really are just goofy. I can understand cultural differences, but how does a lack of rhythm come about because of culture?

Here's my crazy theory on this, the average white man as always been very conservative and therefore hasn't indulged hip movement like other culture have done, think of the kind of dancing the white man has invented, for the most part it is very formal and stiff on contrast Black ppl or us latin folks are all about the hips and you can see that in the dances we have invented but it's not always a cultural thing, some ppl are just stiff and uptight, they're like straight lines who can't curve because they never trained their bodies to do that.

Most of that is probably bullsh*t but im telling ya, rhythm is all in the hips, that part is true.