The Thread with No Subject

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by dreadnaught

I'm tempted to force you into Love or Hating 69 Love Songs by the Magnetic Fields. Although there is no possible way anyone could hate it.

Your challenge is accepted. I've listened to Merzbow! Merz-bow!

[Carpe Mortem]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Alive alone how that they've gone dead but unburied
I've seen it unfold, terrible scenes of agony
Eyes in the darkness, echoing their madness

The sights that have passed before them
Watching as though it has never happened
Now I only listen to what is not spoken

Murder, hatred, anger, savage
Killings I have caused more than can be counted
Orgies of sadism and sexual perversion
Virgin tied to my mattress, legs spread wide

Ruptured bowel, yanked from her insides
Devirginized with my knife, internally bleeding
Vagina, secreting her blood-wet pussy

I am eating on her guts, I am feeding
Mutilated with a machete
I ****ed her dead body, the first and last

Your life's only romance
My knife's jammed in your ass
As you die you orgasm

Pass on to the dead
Nerve trembling convulsions
No longer looking human

I never see them but I know they're there
Locked in my subconscious
Obscene memories I thought I'd forgotten
Haunting unrealities tear at me

Hold her arms, her mouth taped shut
Screams unheard outpour her guts

Layers of flesh peeling away
Languish in your own decay
Descriptions of my killings, bone chilling

Terror, tear, her, virgin ****

Virgins are my victims
Their tight interiors I explore
Sharpened utensils of torture
Now inserted inside of her
Sex organs extracted for eating
On her liver, I am gnawing

Forbidden lust for guts
Ripped from her ****
Tears of blood cry down her thigh

I ram my fist inside her hole
From her crotch piss now flows
Rectum filled with ****
I ****ed her emptied body
Until she became stiff

Dude, how are you single?

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem

Dude, how are you single?

You have to assume it's by choice. But think of all those disappointed ladies, all those broken hearts, all the crying over him, never gonna happen, cant compete with Manowar...

[Pet_Sounds]

Originally Posted by Trollheart

Batty, you sentimental old fool! There's nothing like a good old love song is there? They don't write them like that any more!

The piano has been drinking
My necktie is asleep
And the combo went back to New York
The jukebox has to take a leak
And the carpet needs a haircut
And the spotlight looks like a prison break
The telephone's outta cigarettes
The balcony is on the make.
And the piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking

And the menus are all freezing
And the light man's blind in one eye
And he can't see out of the other
And the piano tuner got a hearing aid
And showed up with his mother
And the piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking

And the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler
Creampuff Casper Milktoast
And the owner is a mental midget
With the IQ of a fencepost
Cos the piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking

And you can't find the waitress
With a Geiger counter
And she hates you and your friends
And you just can't get served without her
And the box office is drooling
And the barstools are on fire
And the newspapers are fooling
And the ashtrays have retired
Cos the piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking
Not me...

^
Love that one. Definitely my favourite Waits song.

"Let us be lovers, we'll marry our fortunes together. I've got some real estate here in my bag." So we bought a pack of cigarettes and Mrs. Wagner pies and walked off to look for America.

"Kathy," I said, as we boarded a Greyhound in Pittsburgh, "Michigan seems like a dream to me now. It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw, and I've come to look for America."

Laughing on the bus, playing games with the faces. She said the man in the gabardine suit was a spy. I said, "Be careful, his bowtie is really a camera!"

"Toss me a cigarette; I think there's one in my raincoat."
"We smoked the last one an hour ago."
So I looked at the scenery. She read her magazine. And the moon rose over an open field.

"Kathy, I'm lost," I said, though I knew she was sleeping. "I'm empty and aching and I don't know why." Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike; they've all come to look for America....

[Key]

Contrary to popular belief, I consider Trollheart a close friend. He's the reason I work so hard on my journals. #motivation #friends #hashtagssuck

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Ki

Contrary to popular belief, I consider Trollheart a close friend. He's the reason I work so hard on my journals. #motivation #friends #hashtagssuck

#*******

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by Ki

Contrary to popular belief, I consider Trollheart a close friend. He's the reason I work so hard on my journals. #motivation #friends #hashtagssuck

If you're serious, this is good news, as I had definitely felt you had a problem with me in recent times, and it saddened me. I'd certainly like to think we could still be good buds, and hope there's no sarcasm implicit in the above. If there is, then I've just made a major fool of myself. Again. But I hope not.

And I'll say if before you do Batty; yes we're fags (We're not really though...)

[Key]

Originally Posted by Trollheart

If you're serious, this is good news, as I had definitely felt you had a problem with me in recent times, and it saddened me. I'd certainly like to think we could still be good buds, and hope there's no sarcasm implicit in the above.

No sarcasm, man. Just felt what I said needed to be said especially since i've been acting like a douche-bag recently. Just thought i'd clear the air.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Ki

Just thought i'd clear the air.

Then stop farting.

[Isbjørn]

I'm taking over this thread.

BOLSHEVIK LOVE HAMMER SMASH!