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Old 05-25-2015, 12:42 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Didn't screw anybody today but on the plus side it means my dick isn't sore.
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If your dick is sore after intercourse I'm gonna have to recommend seeing a doctor who specializes in STIs
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On this one your voice is kind of weird but really intense and awesome
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Old 05-25-2015, 12:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Didn't screw anybody today but on the plus side it means my dick isn't sore.
This is why a tonight was invented?
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Well if you do make sure it's posted in the appropriate thread and not this one.
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If your dick is sore after intercourse I'm gonna have to recommend seeing a doctor
Sore = itchy? See a doctor.

Sore = pain? Use more spit. Or turn her on more.
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Dick pain free, since 2003.

That's an exaggeration for the purpose of rhyme, but I still got a major case of LDS (Lonely Dick Syndrome).
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Sore = itchy? See a doctor.

Sore = pain? Use more spit. Or turn her on more.
Y'know what happens when you lick your chapped lips, right? They get worse.
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Old 05-25-2015, 09:47 PM   #10 (permalink)
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On the reals though-

Has anyone ever experienced an extremely dramatic drop in their sex drive? For month or two I've had opportunities and just felt completely disinterested. It's not that I didn't find them attractive people I just didn't have the motivation to try anything despite being attracted to them.
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