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Urban Hat€monger ? 05-25-2015 11:42 AM
The Abstinence Experience Thread
 
Didn't screw anybody today but on the plus side it means my dick isn't sore.

YorkeDaddy 05-25-2015 11:44 AM
If your dick is sore after intercourse I'm gonna have to recommend seeing a doctor who specializes in STIs

Aux-In 05-25-2015 11:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ? (Post 1593543)
Didn't screw anybody today but on the plus side it means my dick isn't sore.
This is why a tonight was invented?

Urban Hat€monger ? 05-25-2015 11:51 AM
Well if you do make sure it's posted in the appropriate thread and not this one.

Chula Vista 05-25-2015 11:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1593544)
If your dick is sore after intercourse I'm gonna have to recommend seeing a doctor
Sore = itchy? See a doctor.

Sore = pain? Use more spit. Or turn her on more.

The Batlord 05-25-2015 02:04 PM
Dick pain free, since 2003. :(

That's an exaggeration for the purpose of rhyme, but I still got a major case of LDS (Lonely Dick Syndrome). :(

Isbjørn 05-25-2015 02:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1593550)
Sore = itchy? See a doctor.

Sore = pain? Use more spit. Or turn her on more.
Y'know what happens when you lick your chapped lips, right? They get worse.

:shycouch:

Machine 05-25-2015 04:07 PM
Sex free since 1999

YorkeDaddy 05-25-2015 04:14 PM
sex free since May 2015

GuD 05-25-2015 08:47 PM
On the reals though-

Has anyone ever experienced an extremely dramatic drop in their sex drive? For month or two I've had opportunities and just felt completely disinterested. It's not that I didn't find them attractive people I just didn't have the motivation to try anything despite being attracted to them.

Chula Vista 05-25-2015 08:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1593804)
Has anyone ever experienced an extremely dramatic drop in their sex drive?
Sigh.....

GuD 05-27-2015 07:39 PM
...?

Key 05-27-2015 07:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1593681)
sex free since May 2015
I can fix that for you. BTW your doors are unlocked.

YorkeDaddy 05-28-2015 11:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1594844)
I can fix that for you. BTW your doors are unlocked.
that right there is a tippity top kek

John Wilkes Booth 05-28-2015 05:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1594842)
...?
he's old.

Chula Vista 05-28-2015 06:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1595468)
he's old.
Yup.

Carpe Mortem 05-28-2015 06:52 PM
Shockingly enough.... I was 'technically' (no anal or vag to penis stuff) a virgin until I was about 22. Did the deed with the guy I'm still happily with.

Its funny because I was into hardcore s&m before I ever had a dick in me.

John Wilkes Booth 05-28-2015 07:46 PM
what a waste

RoxyRollah 05-29-2015 10:38 PM
They have no testicles.^

Key 05-30-2015 12:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by purgatory (Post 1595855)
i should become a priest just for the convenience and possible prize at the end

i think these lads are quite alright--it can get easy to get stuck in the mud, so to speak
Quote:
Originally Posted by purgatory (Post 1595858)
eh, not saying that abstinence is not what some people choose
The **** you talkin' about?


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