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Old 05-15-2015, 06:44 AM   #221 (permalink)
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Fellow member of the sex with the lights on club here.
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Old 05-15-2015, 06:55 AM   #222 (permalink)
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Fellow member of the sex with the lights on club here.
Depends, man. If you've managed to bag some nine or ten who's somehow managed to miss that you're not a nine or ten, then seeing you naked might be a sobering moment. Lights off.
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Old 05-15-2015, 06:57 AM   #223 (permalink)
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Old 05-15-2015, 07:00 AM   #224 (permalink)
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Back to the makeup I excel in this department.

It can be done right and no one is any the wiser. But if you just go to any tom, dick or harry, marybeth, sally or sue to do your tats then you are face ****ed, litterally.

I am not that trusting that I would let someone do that to my face. I don't care if they are the Rembrandt of the tattoo world or not. That's my face.
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Old 05-15-2015, 07:08 AM   #225 (permalink)
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Depends, man. If you've managed to bag some nine or ten who's somehow managed to miss that you're not a nine or ten, then seeing you naked might be a sobering moment. Lights off.
Well for obvious reasons this has never happened to me nor will it. Lights on. I would say possibly lights off so that what you describe doesn't happen to her, but I'm a nice guy, if I've taken it that far I've got to have some follow through unless she has cooties and I'm out of condoms.
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Old 05-15-2015, 07:22 AM   #226 (permalink)
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Well for obvious reasons this has never happened to me nor will it. Lights on. I would say possibly lights off so that what you describe doesn't happen to her, but I'm a nice guy, if I've taken it that far I've got to have some follow through unless she has cooties and I'm out of condoms.
Very obvious reasons.
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Old 05-15-2015, 07:29 AM   #227 (permalink)
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Depends, man. If you've managed to bag some nine or ten who's somehow managed to miss that you're not a nine or ten, then seeing you naked might be a sobering moment. Lights off.
Only if you're short, fat, and French:

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Old 05-15-2015, 07:33 AM   #228 (permalink)
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I think even Urban and tore can agree that having that picture as a tattoo would at least double your sex appeal.
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Old 05-15-2015, 07:37 AM   #229 (permalink)
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I think even Urban and tore can agree that having that picture as a tattoo would at least double your sex appeal.
Chula, check it out. He's got the finger position down perfect, he must be in the same club. Nice stork stance, btw.
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Old 05-15-2015, 07:53 AM   #230 (permalink)
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