Life on Music Banter

The Batlord · 05-04-2015, 02:12 PM

Genus: Proggius Planktonius

Habitat: Isolated woodland areas with an abundance of bitchin' dirt bike terrain.

Characteristics: Takes on the role of parent, unlike many related species that take on more traditional gender roles. When not acting as a mother, it has a tendency towards oddly entrancing musical mating calls, which generally result in mixed results at attracting the opposite sex.

Diet: Riffs.

Known deities worshipped: Rush, Buckethead, and Joe Satriani.

Mating habits: Unwise.

Interactions with other creatures: Generally sociable, unless protecting its young from predatory scavengers.

Behavior: Intoxicated and prone to self-inflicted injury.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-05-2015, 01:57 AM

Genus: Burnious Downous

Habitat: Cold, snowy region where driveways are constantly being shovelled.

Characteristics: A caring, intelligent creature who has many abilities. Tends to spend a lot of time with her mate, involving regular coitus.

Diet: Serbians.

Known deities worshipped: Classical music.

Mating habits: Only with one mate but a very healthy sex life.

Interactions with other creatures: Social, considerate and entertaining to others.

Behavior: Unfortunately this creature is not out in her habitat of Music Banter very often. Tends to get distracted by her home life and coitus with her mate.

Plankton · 05-05-2015, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Behavior: Intoxicated and prone to self-inflicted injury.

Surprisingly accurate.

Guybrush · 05-05-2015, 08:10 AM

Gods dingeldongdarnit. My OCD can't take it anymore.

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Species: Trollheartus Longwindus Maximus

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Species: Buttlordius Minimus

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Originally Posted by Overcast

Species: Autismo Maximus

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Species: Proggius Planktonius

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

Species: Burnious Downous

Fixed.

The Batlord · 05-05-2015, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by tore

Gods dingeldongdarnit. My OCD can't take it anymore.

Fixed.

Plankton · 05-05-2015, 08:26 AM

Trollheart · 05-05-2015, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by tore

Gods dingeldongdarnit. My OCD can't take it anymore.

Fixed.

I tried, but you can't edit other people's posts... if a mod has absolutely nothing to do and wants to change "genus" to "species", have at it, otherwise they all have to remain as is. Tragedy ensues.

Carpe Mortem · 05-05-2015, 06:37 PM

I think original artwork should be mandatory for this thread.

The Batlord · 05-05-2015, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem

I think original artwork should be mandatory for this thread.

I think that's far too much work.

Trollheart · 05-05-2015, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem

I think original artwork should be mandatory for this thread.

That would be great, but unless you can convince someone who can actually draw (WWWP?) then don't rely on me. I couldn't draw a bath. But you can find cool sometimes-relevant images if you look around. I do think an image of some sort should be included. If not, how are future scientists ever going to know what we poor, extinct bastards looked like?

05-05-2015, 01:57 AM	#12 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	Genus: Burnious Downous Habitat: Cold, snowy region where driveways are constantly being shovelled. Characteristics: A caring, intelligent creature who has many abilities. Tends to spend a lot of time with her mate, involving regular coitus. Diet: Serbians. Known deities worshipped: Classical music. Mating habits: Only with one mate but a very healthy sex life. Interactions with other creatures: Social, considerate and entertaining to others. Behavior: Unfortunately this creature is not out in her habitat of Music Banter very often. Tends to get distracted by her home life and coitus with her mate. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

05-05-2015, 08:26 AM	#16 (permalink)
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05-05-2015, 06:37 PM	#18 (permalink)
Carpe Mortem Crusher of tiny Nords Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Ugly Bag of Mostly Water Posts: 1,363	I think original artwork should be mandatory for this thread. __________________ [SIG][/SIG] Mirth is King Be Loving & Open With My Emotions