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Genus: Proggius Planktonius

Habitat: Isolated woodland areas with an abundance of bitchin' dirt bike terrain.

Characteristics: Takes on the role of parent, unlike many related species that take on more traditional gender roles. When not acting as a mother, it has a tendency towards oddly entrancing musical mating calls, which generally result in mixed results at attracting the opposite sex.

Diet: Riffs.

Known deities worshipped: Rush, Buckethead, and Joe Satriani.

Mating habits: Unwise.

Interactions with other creatures: Generally sociable, unless protecting its young from predatory scavengers.

Behavior: Intoxicated and prone to self-inflicted injury.

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Genus: Burnious Downous

Habitat: Cold, snowy region where driveways are constantly being shovelled.

Characteristics: A caring, intelligent creature who has many abilities. Tends to spend a lot of time with her mate, involving regular coitus.

Diet: Serbians.

Known deities worshipped: Classical music.

Mating habits: Only with one mate but a very healthy sex life.

Interactions with other creatures: Social, considerate and entertaining to others.

Behavior: Unfortunately this creature is not out in her habitat of Music Banter very often. Tends to get distracted by her home life and coitus with her mate.

Surprisingly accurate.

Gods dingeldongdarnit. My OCD can't take it anymore.

Fixed.

I tried, but you can't edit other people's posts... if a mod has absolutely nothing to do and wants to change "genus" to "species", have at it, otherwise they all have to remain as is. Tragedy ensues.

I think original artwork should be mandatory for this thread.

I think that's far too much work.

That would be great, but unless you can convince someone who can actually draw (WWWP?) then don't rely on me. I couldn't draw a bath. But you can find cool sometimes-relevant images if you look around. I do think an image of some sort should be included. If not, how are future scientists ever going to know what we poor, extinct bastards looked like?