Urban Legends.

RoxyRollah · 05-02-2015, 04:03 PM

what the lady with dog or urban legends ^?

Isbjørn · 05-02-2015, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

what the lady with dog or urban legends ^?

The dog one.

RoxyRollah · 05-02-2015, 04:50 PM

Is yers an old lady ,two sisters, or what?!!

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-02-2015, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

Yeah me too. But you are Canadian so is this the one?

Also known as "The Licked Hand," "The Dog's Lick," "People Can Lick, Too," "Not Only Dogs Can Lick," etc.Example #1

Once there was a nice old lady who had a lovely little dog. One day, the old lady heard on the radio that a crazy murderer had escaped from jail and that she should lock all her doors and windows. So she locked every door and window in the house except one tiny one to let some air in. She thought that a murderer would never get in through there.
So that night she went to bed as usual. She knew everything was okay because when she put down her hand the dog licked it. But later in the night she heard a drip, drip, drip. She put her hand down and the dog licked it and everything was okay, so she went downstairs to check out the tap. But the tap wasn't dripping. So she went to bed again. And everything was okay. She woke up again later in the night, though, so she thought the dripping sound must be coming from the shower. She went into the bathroom, and there was her dog, dead, hanging in the shower, dripping with blood, all its intestines hanging out.Written on the mirror was: "Humans can lick, too!" And behind her in the mirror, she saw the murderer.

I used to tell that story to my friends when I was 13 minus the licking part! So NZ has that one.

Guybrush · 05-03-2015, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

Yeah me too. But you are Canadian so is this the one?

Also known as "The Licked Hand," "The Dog's Lick," "People Can Lick, Too," "Not Only Dogs Can Lick," etc.Example #1

Once there was a nice old lady who had a lovely little dog. One day, the old lady heard on the radio that a crazy murderer had escaped from jail and that she should lock all her doors and windows. So she locked every door and window in the house except one tiny one to let some air in. She thought that a murderer would never get in through there.
So that night she went to bed as usual. She knew everything was okay because when she put down her hand the dog licked it. But later in the night she heard a drip, drip, drip. She put her hand down and the dog licked it and everything was okay, so she went downstairs to check out the tap. But the tap wasn't dripping. So she went to bed again. And everything was okay. She woke up again later in the night, though, so she thought the dripping sound must be coming from the shower. She went into the bathroom, and there was her dog, dead, hanging in the shower, dripping with blood, all its intestines hanging out.Written on the mirror was: "Humans can lick, too!" And behind her in the mirror, she saw the murderer.

So the murderer is licking old people's hands in order to make them think he or she is a dog?

This reads more like a joke to me, like something out of Scary Movie.

RoxyRollah · 05-03-2015, 05:51 AM

Thats because its an urban legend.I didn't make up the story bro.
They are cautionary tales designed to scare you, into conformity,
And their imagry is supppsed to leave an impression.I frist heard that one particular story when I was 6 Im 30 now and still remember it.....

Guybrush · 05-03-2015, 06:22 AM

The urban legends I've seen the most of the last few years are these kind of things :

I've mostly seen them in youtube comments. The supidity of them is pretty outrageous, but of course it's mostly stupid kids who pass them on in the first place.

Lisnaholic · 05-03-2015, 08:53 AM

^ Yes, I remember a whole bunch of those "forward this email or you will be cursed" messages - mainly from about ten years ago though.

Short-lived Mexican urban legend: "Don't go to the carnival this year; there's a maniac walking through the crowds injecting people with a syringeful of AIDS-infected blood."

**Frownland** · 05-03-2015, 11:50 AM

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The urban legends I've seen the most of the last few years are these kind of things :

I've mostly seen them in youtube comments. The supidity of them is pretty outrageous, but of course it's mostly stupid kids who pass them on in the first place.

When they grow up they become the people that post the 'share if you love Jesus, ignore if you like to get buttfucked by Satan' memes.

simplephysics · 05-03-2015, 11:56 AM

The House of Blue Lights - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A local urban legend that isn't terribly scary, it just proves that if you're overtly weird people will take that and run with it.

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Lisnaholic ...here to hear... Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: He lives on Love Street Posts: 4,444	^ Yes, I remember a whole bunch of those "forward this email or you will be cursed" messages - mainly from about ten years ago though. Short-lived Mexican urban legend: "Don't go to the carnival this year; there's a maniac walking through the crowds injecting people with a syringeful of AIDS-infected blood." __________________ "Am I enjoying this moment? I know of it and perhaps that is enough." - Sybille Bedford, 1953