Hey, is anyone else married here?

Freebase Dali · 05-03-2015, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

dude that's a link to your profile??

I'm so conflicted because I think there might be someone drunker than I on the boards tonight

There is no one drunker than I.

ladyislingering · 05-03-2015, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

There is no one drunker than I.

are there more than 5 people in your general social network that you've considered fucking in a drunken state?

The Batlord · 05-03-2015, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

but you did.

and I still commend you for it because I'm looking for a good solution to my problem of having a uterus I don't need.

can I give it to the less fortunate/the people who want to hyperspawn like roaches?

You can always give it to me. I can put it in my McDonald's french fries and sue them. "Excuse me, miss, but there seems to be a bloody uterus in my food. You'll hear from my attorneys."

ladyislingering · 05-03-2015, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

You can always give it to me. I can put it in my McDonald's french fries and sue them.

have at it, bruh

I'm not doing shit with it and it's just sitting there having a temper tantrum every 28-35 days.

Freebase Dali · 05-03-2015, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

are there more than 5 people in your general social network that you've considered fucking in a drunken state?

All of them. Minus the ones that are related to me, and the guys.

Edit: This is not a good question to ask a guy.

The Batlord · 05-03-2015, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

All of them. Minus the ones that are related to me, and the guys.

Edit: This is not a good question to ask a guy.

Even the distantly related ones?

ladyislingering · 05-03-2015, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

All of them. Minus the ones that are related to me, and the guys.

Edit: This is not a good question to ask a guy.

*blinks a few times and turns away slowly*

ok I think you're gonna take home the boozehound crown tonight

Freebase Dali · 05-03-2015, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

*blinks a few times and turns away slowly*

ok I think you're gonna take home the boozehound crown tonight

You obviously don't understand how men work to be asking such a question. Men consider ****ing every good looking woman around. But consideration lives within this part of the brain that exists in the "prolly not gonna happen" realm. It's a thought. Not an intention.

The Batlord · 05-03-2015, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

*blinks a few times and turns away slowly*

ok I think you're gonna take home the boozehound crown tonight

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

You obviously don't understand how men work to be asking such a question. Men consider ****ing every good looking woman around. But consideration lives within this part of the brain that exists in the "prolly not gonna happen" realm. It's a thought. Not an intention.

Yes. Every single one. How serious we are about going through with it is in question, but we still picture you naked and on your back.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-05-2015, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

Well if I say that I'd like to have one child of my own then I guess it is. Just like some people don't want children at all, I don't want to adopt one, it's not for me. If that makes me a heartless bitch, so be it. I've made my decision already.

Can everyone lay of BD, she doesn't have to adopt, no matter how badly you wish people would adopt more. She doesn't have to justify her decision. What I think she's meaning is, there's something really special about not only carrying out a pregnancy yourself but having a child that has you and your partners genes. I am actually an advocate for adoption and would consider it myself if it turns out I'm infertile (a possibility) and I decide I want children.

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Originally Posted by Ki

And on another note, if it's offensive, don't read it. It's just the internet. You don't have to read everything that everybody writes.

But how can I know whether or not I will like what you write if I don't read it? You have to read it before you even know if you will be offended by it. Sounds rather ridiculous to me. What you are really saying is, my opinion is my opinion and if you don't like it that's your problem. How about just saying that?