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Old 04-26-2015, 04:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default MB's Official Jester: The Batlord Thread redux

Like him or hate him, he comes up with some funny stuff and keeps us either laughing or groaning here. Post any gems from his history. I'll start off with these more recent ones; not his best work but I need time.

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I don't know. The thought of corrupting some nice cherubim is pretty hot. She might not know what to do in the sack, but when you finally convince her to let you stick in her ass it'll be like sodomizing Jesus.
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This is my philosophy. Now will someone please pass the cremated human remains-laced cocaine? I need something to keep me awake through five hours of snuff film porn.
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Who gives a **** about orphans with cancer? Their parents?
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Old 04-26-2015, 04:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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*insert generic sexual innuendo*

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Old 04-26-2015, 04:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I believe this is now two threads specifically dedicated to my greatness. Either I have the most, or this will start yet another trend where people create pointless threads celebrating some random member. Either way, I win.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-26-2015, 04:27 PM   #4 (permalink)
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This thread sucks. The Batlord sucks. Everything sucks.
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Old 04-26-2015, 04:28 PM   #5 (permalink)
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You're pretty amazing.
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I believe this is now two threads specifically dedicated to my greatness. Either I have the most, or this will start yet another trend where people create pointless threads celebrating some random member. Either way, I win.
Truly, you are the Kanye west of MB.
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C'mon now, he's entirely to light for all that.
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Old 04-26-2015, 04:58 PM   #8 (permalink)
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C'mon now, he's entirely to light for all that.
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I think she just called you a soulless cracker.
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Old 04-26-2015, 05:11 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I know you're a lizard, but with all that radiation you'd think you wouldn't be so cold blooded.
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