MB's Official Jester: The Batlord Thread redux
 

Like him or hate him, he comes up with some funny stuff and keeps us either laughing or groaning here. Post any gems from his history. I'll start off with these more recent ones; not his best work but I need time.

*insert generic sexual innuendo*

:rofl:

I believe this is now two threads specifically dedicated to my greatness. Either I have the most, or this will start yet another trend where people create pointless threads celebrating some random member. Either way, I win.

This thread sucks. The Batlord sucks. Everything sucks.

You're pretty amazing.

Truly, you are the Kanye west of MB.

C'mon now, he's entirely to light for all that.

What?

I think she just called you a soulless cracker.

I know you're a lizard, but with all that radiation you'd think you wouldn't be so cold blooded.

The Batlord's boner is eternal.

This is truth.

It's probably cause he takes Viagra recreationally.
He probably thinks his boner gives him super powers.. :crazy:

Well your mother certainly seems to think so.

My moms told me recently she was doing charity work.. didn't know she meant you.

I think what she means is, she wouldn't take my money.

Oh good lord.

I can see plankton's jingle balls..

Idk why you're backing him up, he probably did your mom too. >_>

Le fix'd.

:laughing:

Im sure that's gonna be someone's next avatar.

God I hope I was wearing a wet suit.

whats wrong with you ppl?

For creating a thread dedicated to me, or Photoshopping a pic of me inside of Plankton's rectum?

both.

either.

What? It's a period piece representing the lack of craftsmanship in the post metal scene. You people have no sense of art using traditional mediums.

Rectum? Damn near killed him.

I want to both laugh and punch you at the same time.

I'm pretty sure that encapsulates my views on The Batlord, The Batlord.

Then you're doing it right.

Like Batlord needs the ego boost haha. Next can we make a thread about when I have been the biggest female attention whore (Batlord being the male)?

The Batlord is like genital warts. You don't want to talk about the fact that it exists, but for some reason, you find some weird pleasure out of letting everyone you know that you're no longer available for sex.

I really was hoping someone would use that.

Booze! Booze is the booze that is booze! Dear god I want cigarettes, but free comic book day is coming up, and I want to save my money. Also, I don't want to die while riding my bike down a busy ass road while drunk off my ass.

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I understand your point, but I need cigarettes. Need, need, need. Unless you're a smoker, then you don't understand the unbreakable connection between drinking and smoking. Ask anyone recovering from either cigs or booze, and you will know that you have to give up both, or else it is a fool's errand.

:finger:

He's right, Beer & cigarettes go hand in hand together, if im drinking I NEED to have cigarettes too or else i won't fully enjoy the drinking experience.