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Trollheart 04-26-2015 03:11 PM

MB's Official Jester: The Batlord Thread redux
 
Like him or hate him, he comes up with some funny stuff and keeps us either laughing or groaning here. Post any gems from his history. I'll start off with these more recent ones; not his best work but I need time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1578334)
I don't know. The thought of corrupting some nice cherubim is pretty hot. She might not know what to do in the sack, but when you finally convince her to let you stick in her ass it'll be like sodomizing Jesus.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1578092)
This is my philosophy. Now will someone please pass the cremated human remains-laced cocaine? I need something to keep me awake through five hours of snuff film porn.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1578740)
Who gives a **** about orphans with cancer? Their parents?


DwnWthVwls 04-26-2015 03:13 PM

*insert generic sexual innuendo*

:rofl:

The Batlord 04-26-2015 03:22 PM

I believe this is now two threads specifically dedicated to my greatness. Either I have the most, or this will start yet another trend where people create pointless threads celebrating some random member. Either way, I win.

Key 04-26-2015 03:27 PM

This thread sucks. The Batlord sucks. Everything sucks.

DwnWthVwls 04-26-2015 03:28 PM

You're pretty amazing.

Black Francis 04-26-2015 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1581752)
I believe this is now two threads specifically dedicated to my greatness. Either I have the most, or this will start yet another trend where people create pointless threads celebrating some random member. Either way, I win.

Truly, you are the Kanye west of MB.

RoxyRollah 04-26-2015 03:51 PM

C'mon now, he's entirely to light for all that.

The Batlord 04-26-2015 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1581766)
C'mon now, he's entirely to light for all that.

What?

DwnWthVwls 04-26-2015 04:07 PM

I think she just called you a soulless cracker.

The Batlord 04-26-2015 04:11 PM

I know you're a lizard, but with all that radiation you'd think you wouldn't be so cold blooded.


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