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Jesus Christ is the SON of GOD, who died and rose from the dead to GIVE us eternal life.

He also promised to heal your body.
THIS IS TRUE LOVE!!!

(Just ask Him)

Ok, but how do you purchase music through Jesus Christ?

My current god already gives me free wi-fi, and pays my rent whenever I sacrifice a goat. But I guess I could do with some new music... How many times do I have to pray to this Jesus before he starts to give me free songs? And in what format does he give them? Do I get to request the specific songs that I want, or does he just sort of throw random tunes at me?

I looked for the Jesus music app in the iTunes Store and didn't see anything but I read an FAQ that said you just have to believe it's on your phone and it will begin streaming music.

Im believing really hard right now tho Janszy,it says" can not establish a connection"

You may want to contact your service provider. It's possible they're on a Jewish or Hindu network and not compatible with Jesus.

Well after contacting my service provider I've been inform that they are preforming routine maintenance.Its okay, my neighbours use The Allah Network so maybe I can leech theirs till the second coming maintence is over with.

Pfftt hahaha.

F*ck iTunes.

Will Jesus mind giving me Marilyn Manson to listen to?

Dirty spotted.