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Old 04-22-2015, 07:40 AM   #41 (permalink)
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I've got a high diction.

In my pants.
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Old 04-22-2015, 08:37 AM   #42 (permalink)
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When I talk I regularly use fairly "high diction", and I can't help that.
I'm with you on this one. Now that I've said that, it's time to go through this thread again and look if "I'm with you" is on someone's list. I kinda hope it is
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Old 04-22-2015, 12:45 PM   #43 (permalink)
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"I'm not a lier."
"That's so going on FaceBook."
"Can I ask you a question?"
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Old 04-22-2015, 12:49 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2015, 04:02 PM   #45 (permalink)
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"That's so going on FaceBook."
This one actually got a smile on my face.
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Old 04-22-2015, 04:18 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Most of mine come from customer service jobs.

Someone pays in singles - "Sorry about all the ones, I'm a stripper."

STFU I've heard that joke literally hundreds of times and it's not funny anymore.

Something doesn't scan - "I guess it's free!"

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At 9am - "Can I have a 20oz chocolate peanut butter milkshake with added caramel. Nonfat."
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Old 04-22-2015, 05:25 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Most of mine come from customer service jobs.

Someone pays in singles - "Sorry about all the ones, I'm a stripper."

STFU I've heard that joke literally hundreds of times and it's not funny anymore.

Something doesn't scan - "I guess it's free!"

See above.

At 9am - "Can I have a 20oz chocolate peanut butter milkshake with added caramel. Nonfat."
I can see where that would be a total friggin pain in the ass. Dude, just buy a coffee.
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Old 04-22-2015, 08:46 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Most of mine come from customer service jobs.

Someone pays in singles - "Sorry about all the ones, I'm a stripper."
Specially when it's a big fat ugly guy who says it.


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At 9am - "Can I have a 20oz chocolate peanut butter milkshake with added caramel. Nonfat."
No, you can't, but you can have our 9am special, a fist in the guts....
Or just: nonfat? Incorrect. You clearly are fat.
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Old 04-22-2015, 08:48 PM   #49 (permalink)
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No, you can't, but you can have our 9am special, a shiv to the gut....
Or just: nonfat? Incorrect. You clearly are fat.
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Old 04-22-2015, 08:56 PM   #50 (permalink)
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Most of mine come from customer service jobs.

Someone pays in singles - "Sorry about all the ones, I'm a stripper."

STFU I've heard that joke literally hundreds of times and it's not funny anymore.

Something doesn't scan - "I guess it's free!" ....

See above.

At 9am - "Can I have a 20oz chocolate peanut butter milkshake with added caramel. Nonfat."

Im always shocked at how ****ing cheap people really are when they say that. Shame on ya. you cheap bastard.
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