people you'd like to slap
 

my friend and i used to play this game where we worked, to make the time go by quicker.

basically you come up with a person you'd like to slap, and a reason why.

but since this is the internet and we all know different irl people we'd like to slap with no context for the reader, i figure we'll stick to online sources.

so basically post youtube videos with clips of people you'd like to slap, and then explain your reasoning why you think they need to be slapped.

some examples of how to do this:

i'd like to slap this guy

for being a spoiled rich twat whining about having too much stuff. it's like when people don't have real problems they start inventing **** to complain about

i'd like to slap russell brand

for watching a bunch of zeitgeist propaganda and then reiterating it for the british public thinking that he as a comedian can launch the next revolution

i'd like to slap this bitch

for using an annoying song to promote obesity

i'd like to slap this athiest

for seeing some crazy street preacher making an ass out of himself and thinking the best thing for him to do is go join him

i'd like to slap this rapper

just for having such a slap-able face

I don't know what you're talking about. Trolling street preachers is good sport. It doesn't even matter how you argue with them, just that you interfere with their ability to preach.

Ya. We get preachers trolling our neighborhood dragging family members with them all dressed up and knocking door to door. I give them **** all the time. First for dragging little kids along with them and second for trying to jam their ideology down peoples throats.

lol... i have no problem with interacting with them, but don't make an ass out of yourself in the process. you're making the rest of us look bad.

Honestly, I think you just wanna slap that guy for his leather jacket and side burns. He looks entirely too much like a brony to pull that look off.

Anyone who wears one of those jackets zipped up deserves a slap.

nah he just comes off as a thick loud mouthed twat to me. i'd like my people to act more intelligently

You have people?

I think he's talking about us, dude.

people who fall into the same demographic as me.. in this case atheists

but yea the leather jacket definitely didn't help

Sounds like exactly the kind of thing you laugh at other people for doing...

He also calls himself "SilentSabre".

yea, i suppose he should be laughed at as well. actually initially that is how i came upon those videos and i did find them quite funny

but when the laughing's done i'd like to slap him for tarnishing the image of a label i'm supposed to wear

:laughing: eternal virgin

James Corden at the moment. His whole act is just him being fat and doing things you wouldn't normally expect a fat person to do like modelling CK underpants, and everyone just laughs along at the jolly fat man. Such a shit comedian.

where's the clip?

Slap da monkey, get da highscore.

http://i.imgur.com/qNaLWZo.jpg

I know someone who knows someone who's actually semi-friends with this guy. They asked him once how much of the stuff he says does he truly believe and he told them not much. He's just cashing in on the loonies who run with his nonsense.

When he started doing that accent toward the end :D

Funny as ****.

Accent toward the end?

I've always hoped that was the case, the guy still disgusts me with how he takes advantage of people who are not all there mentally. EVERYTHING IS CONSPIRACY BUY WATER FILTERS FROM ME CTHULHU AWAKENS.

I would like to slap my neighbor who is currently blasting super-cheesy R&B.

why? i think that's a great racket

Yeah Alex Jones, started taking the piss out of Brits at the end of the video and it was funny.

Or are you on about something else.

EDIT - Ah bollocks, assumed it was the full interview. On the full interview it's about 10 mins long and at the end he takes the piss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XZvMwcluEg

13:50 onwards m8.

Ya, if you are a total f*cking jerkwad.

i don't see anything wrong with pandering bull**** to people who want to hear bull****

not much different from what your favorite democratic politicians/political pundits do tbh

I just don't like people who prey on others.

Kanye West.

Just to piss off his fans and tell his haters I don't actually give a **** about him and don't have an opinion.

I am virtually a pacifist but would make an exception for this lot

Eminem
Tom Waits
John Mayer
Gene Simmons
Pete Townshend
John Wilkes Booth, the real one for killing Abe Lincoln

Why Tom Waits?

I'd slap an orphan who has cancer before I'd slap Tom Waits.

I would say "Dr" Kent Hovind needs a good one for his tone of voice and debating style alone.

James Corden.

Lincoln sorta had it coming

****ty drivers.

Actually, I wish I had a button that when pressed, would make their car disappear and have them deposited on the side of the highway with their steering wheel in their hands wondering what the hell just happened.

****ing *******s. Put the ****ing phones down. Jesus effing christ. God, I get so ****ing pissed off at these idiots. Do your ****ing makeup at home bitch. And you. Yes you. The one that just pulled out of Starbucks. Put your ****ing yuppy drink down. You have cupholders. Why are you making 30 cars do 15 miles under the speed limit? *******.

Oh yeah, just because you live there doesn't mean you don't have to use your indicator, dip****.

Yeah, I kinda wanna slap those people.

So you're a fan of slavery too?

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