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RoxyRollah 04-18-2015 10:36 PM

yet kinda hilarous.Im sorry,Im a terrible person.
I laughed,and feel ok about this.

The Batlord 04-18-2015 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1578732)
Sorry I spoiled your "let's protect Tom Waits from getting slapped party." ... but yeah that comment about an orphan with cancer was pretty lame.

Who gives a **** about orphans with cancer? Their parents?

John Wilkes Booth 04-18-2015 10:39 PM

i think the only just punishment at this point is to obtain an actual orphan with cancer and force grindy to slap it... while we all stand back judging him and commenting how we wouldve better handles the situation and ****

DwnWthVwls 04-18-2015 11:03 PM

The OP.

http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/201...5793999-24.gif

ladyislingering 04-18-2015 11:07 PM

Sarah Palin comes to mind immediately.

Frownland 04-18-2015 11:18 PM

I think I'd rather slap Michelle Bachman.

John Wilkes Booth 04-18-2015 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1578744)

i heard you the first time

tbh if we ever meet face to face i'll let you have the first strike

DwnWthVwls 04-18-2015 11:51 PM

The first time?

Edit: Ahh I see. I meant the real guy, but I see the confusion.

CoNtrivedNiHilism 04-19-2015 12:07 AM

I'd like to slap Batty. Just because I think it'd be a real rush.

John Wilkes Booth 04-19-2015 12:09 AM

you guys are really that worked up over an assassination that happened 150+ years ago?

Justthefacts 04-19-2015 12:11 AM

Aaron Hernandez for not getting a better lawyer.

CoNtrivedNiHilism 04-19-2015 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1578762)
you guys are really that worked up over an assassination that happened 150+ years ago?

And then I'll slap you for spoiling the fun. You stop that.

DwnWthVwls 04-19-2015 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1578762)
you guys are really that worked up over an assassination that happened 150+ years ago?

I'm not. I was joking as usual.

The Batlord 04-19-2015 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1578751)
i heard you the first time

tbh if we ever meet face to face i'll let you have the first strike

Dude, he eats buildings. Get the first hit and then run like a bitch. It's what I would do.

DwnWthVwls 04-19-2015 06:52 AM

Bill O'Reilly - Fuck this idiot.
Conan O'Brian - just for laughs
Chris Elliot - freaks me out
Doris Roberts - for playing TVs most annoying character

Neapolitan 04-19-2015 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1578740)
Who gives a **** about orphans with cancer? Their parents?

It's a horrible disease. They should spend their sunny afternoons reading comic books, playing video game and trolling the internet (all 3 sound familiar?) and other fun stuff kids do, instead of being cooped up in some hospital.

Trollheart 04-19-2015 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1578732)
Sorry I spoiled your "let's protect Tom Waits from getting slapped party." ... but yeah that comment about an orphan with cancer was pretty lame.

I think the more important question here is, why have you gone back to that terrible avatar??? Were we not clear the last time?
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1578740)
Who gives a **** about orphans with cancer? Their parents?

You are one funny bastard. :laughing:
Reminds me of that Futurama episode where the orphans are outside a fruit stand or something, and the owner chases them off, shouting "Lousy kids! Come back when you have parents!" :)
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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1578853)
It's a horrible disease. They should spend their sunny afternoons reading comic books, playing video game and trolling the internet (all 3 sound familiar?) and other fun stuff kids do, instead of being cooped up in some hospital.

Ladies and gentlemen, a big hand for CAPTAIN BRINGDOWN!!! :clap:

ladyislingering 04-19-2015 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1578747)
I think I'd rather slap Michelle Bachman.

she makes me ashamed to mention that I'm from Minnesota.

Chula Vista 04-19-2015 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1578880)
she makes me ashamed to mention that I'm from Minnesota.

Webster dictionary.

Bat**** Crazy:

http://aattp.org/wp-content/uploads/...-bachmann-.jpg

The Batlord 04-19-2015 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1578853)
It's a horrible disease. They should spend their sunny afternoons reading comic books, playing video game and trolling the internet (all 3 sound familiar?) and other fun stuff kids do, instead of being cooped up in some hospital.

Yeah, like orphans have access to any of that stuff anyway. The only difference between a healthy orphan and a cancerous one is that the latter is a bigger drain on our health care system.

Oriphiel 04-19-2015 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1578927)
Yeah, like orphans have access to any of that stuff anyway. The only difference between a healthy orphan and a cancerous one is that the latter is a bigger drain on our health care system.

You're so heartless.

http://i.imgur.com/y8Zl8Rn.gif

Trollheart 04-19-2015 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1578938)
You're so heartless.

http://i.imgur.com/y8Zl8Rn.gif

And, I would think I would be fairly confident in saying, proud of it.

The Batlord 04-19-2015 01:44 PM

I used to have a heart. Then I donated it to a needy orphan. As expected, he became a heroin addict. I've never liked the ****ers since.

Chula Vista 04-19-2015 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1578957)
I used to have a heart. Then I donated it to a needy orphan.

First mistake last mistake, paid by the alliance, to slay all the giants
Next mistake, no more mistakes

Frownland 04-19-2015 02:05 PM

Dave Mustaine's shitty lyrics sells, but who's buying?

Oriphiel 04-19-2015 02:15 PM

You all need to give the puns a rust, you're beating the horse to deth.

Nameless 04-19-2015 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1578880)
she makes me ashamed to mention that I'm from Minnesota.

Is it true that she pretended to be a somewhat normal human being until she was elected, then let the crazy out of the bag?

DwnWthVwls 04-19-2015 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1578957)
I used to have a heart. Then I donated it to a needy orphan. As expected, he became a heroin addict.

Batlord's gay: CONFIRMED

Trollheart 04-19-2015 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1579053)
Batlord's gay: CONFIRMED

How do you work that out?

DwnWthVwls 04-19-2015 07:33 PM

He gave his heart to a man.

Justthefacts 04-19-2015 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1579078)
He gave his heart to a man.

:laughing: this kids on a roll lately

Black Francis 04-19-2015 08:46 PM

I wanna slap Kevin Hart cause lately he's frickin everywhere, he's over staying his welcome.

Frownland 04-19-2015 08:49 PM

I never even welcomed the unfunny midget.

The Batlord 04-19-2015 09:10 PM

**** ya'll. Kevin Hart is hilarious. He just has an uncanny ability to be in only Will Ferrell-quality movies. He's even in a Will Ferrell movie now.

Neapolitan 04-19-2015 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1578859)
I think the more important question here is, why have you gone back to that terrible avatar??? Were we not clear the last time?

How dare you say that about any avatar with the likeness of Goofle. Once Goofle is depicted in the avatar it becomes "pure gold, Deryck, I tell you it's pure gold."

Frownland 04-19-2015 09:16 PM

Where's the funny? I've seen his standup and some films he's in and he's anythhing but.

Black Francis 04-19-2015 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1579144)
Where's the funny? I've seen his standup and some films he's in and he's anythhing but.

He's an acquired taste at first i didn't like him either.
His stand up is not bad and its not generic, where as almost every black comedian likes to look cool he likes to look like foolish and he's pretty funny about it.

my problem with him is not his stand up, it's how hollywood is shoving him down our throats, im afraid he's gonna end up like Dane cook just like Dane a little bit of him goes a long way.

Frownland 04-19-2015 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1579173)
He's an acquired taste at first i didn't like him either.
His stand up is not bad and its not generic, where as almost every black comedian likes to look cool he likes to look like foolish and he's pretty funny about it.

my problem with him is not his stand up, it's how hollywood is shoving him down our throats, im afraid he's gonna end up like Dane cook just like Dane a little bit of him goes a long way.

I've seen his specials a couple of times because my friend would just throw on comedy central when we chilled. Still largely try hard funny stuff you see from Jeff Dunham. Hart's a different flavor of trying too hard but it's still the same concept.

John Wilkes Booth 04-19-2015 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1578778)
Dude, he eats buildings. Get the first hit and then run like a bitch. It's what I would do.

i know.

Black Francis 04-19-2015 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1579176)
I've seen his specials a couple of times because my friend would just throw on comedy central when we chilled. Still largely try hard funny stuff you see from Jeff Dunham. Hart's a different flavor of trying too hard but it's still the same concept.

I can't stand Jeff dunham but i kinda get the comparison.


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