people you'd like to slap

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 04-28-2015, 05:02 PM

she has a crazy looking face as well. i could definitely see her as the wife of a cult leader

palin is easily the sexiest broad in politics though

DwnWthVwls · 04-28-2015, 06:46 PM

I agree. She can go in the shag thread.

ladyislingering · 04-28-2015, 11:18 PM

I wanna slap the woman I encountered in the ladies' room today for tryin' to start a conversation while she's evacuating Satan's fury from her ass.

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 04-29-2015, 12:59 AM

i don't understand people who try to strike up conversations in the restroom. the **** is wrong with you son?

on a semi-related note... i had to take a **** when i was at walmart a week or so ago. i really don't like to do that in public restrooms but i was too far from my house to try to make it back. so when i went in there, the place was empty, and all was going pretty much according to plan. i was just about wrapping up thinking the mission was complete when out of nowhere i heard someone storm in like the ****in building was on fire and they desperately ran to the stall right next to me, slammed the door and sat down.

so as soon as i hear them running i'm trying my best to clean myself off and gtfo of there as quickly as possible but it's like they were in a race against me or something and they were lance armstrong and i was just some ****in guy with a bike. i couldn't even get my clothes together and get out of there quick enough to avoid hearing and smelling the ****storm. it was honestly like a force of nature or something

Psy-Fi · 04-29-2015, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

she has a crazy looking face as well. i could definitely see her as the wife of a cult leader

palin is easily the sexiest broad in politics though

I'd definitely give Sarah a good slap on the cheeks x 100 or so.

The Batlord · 04-29-2015, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

i hope that after hillary gets elected she comes out as transgender and admits to already having undergone a sex change operation. that would be the 2nd most entertaining 2016 presidential scenario to me. 1st would be obama signing some sort of executive order declaring himself president for life

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

i don't understand people who try to strike up conversations in the restroom. the **** is wrong with you son?

on a semi-related note... i had to take a **** when i was at walmart a week or so ago. i really don't like to do that in public restrooms but i was too far from my house to try to make it back. so when i went in there, the place was empty, and all was going pretty much according to plan. i was just about wrapping up thinking the mission was complete when out of nowhere i heard someone storm in like the ****in building was on fire and they desperately ran to the stall right next to me, slammed the door and sat down.

so as soon as i hear them running i'm trying my best to clean myself off and gtfo of there as quickly as possible but it's like they were in a race against me or something and they were lance armstrong and i was just some ****in guy with a bike. i couldn't even get my clothes together and get out of there quick enough to avoid hearing and smelling the ****storm. it was honestly like a force of nature or something

Oh my god, I just died. Some ****ing guy with a bike.

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~~John Wilkes Booth~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,235	she has a crazy looking face as well. i could definitely see her as the wife of a cult leader palin is easily the sexiest broad in politics though

04-29-2015, 12:59 AM	#204 (permalink)
~~John Wilkes Booth~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,235	i don't understand people who try to strike up conversations in the restroom. the ** is wrong with you son? on a semi-related note... i had to take a when i was at walmart a week or so ago. i really don't like to do that in public restrooms but i was too far from my house to try to make it back. so when i went in there, the place was empty, and all was going pretty much according to plan. i was just about wrapping up thinking the mission was complete when out of nowhere i heard someone storm in like the in building was on fire and they desperately ran to the stall right next to me, slammed the door and sat down. so as soon as i hear them running i'm trying my best to clean myself off and gtfo of there as quickly as possible but it's like they were in a race against me or something and they were lance armstrong and i was just some in guy with a bike. i couldn't even get my clothes together and get out of there quick enough to avoid hearing and smelling the **storm. it was honestly like a force of nature or something