Frownland

I had a dream where I was watching tv. There were newscasters saying that Morissey had gotten attacked by a cow and that the event made him renounce his vegetarianism to get revenge on cowkind. That's the only situation where I wouldn't slap him or ruin his cheese.

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

John Wilkes Booth

i'd like to slap hillary clinton right in her frigid mullet sporting head

Chula Vista

I get the feeling you're going to really enjoy having her as your next president.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

John Wilkes Booth

i don't care about / know about her politics tbh

i just hate her fake tv persona

michael savage was making fun of her the other day and all the fake accents she does on the campaign trail, it was pretty funny

"which accent is she gonna do this time? is she gonna do the black church accent?"



she sounds like a poorly programmed robot ffs

Chula Vista

They all do. 2016's gonna be even more fun than the last one. SNL's gotta be drooling in anticipation.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

John Wilkes Booth

not donald trump.

The Batlord

I just can't believe that Hillary will be president. She's already a proven loser after getting beat by Obama, no one's really excited about her, and I think that the novelty of electing the first woman president was so overshadowed by electing the first black president that people still aren't ready to care again.

I'd vote Trump, just for the lulz. He might run this country into the ground, but it's already happening, so speeding up the process might not be that big a deal, and in the mean time, we get mother****ing Donald Trump as the most powerful man on the planet. Epic.

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DeadChannel

That hurt to read.

The Batlord

I'm sorry, what's so great about anyone else who's up for election that they would be worth losing out on the funniest thing ever to happen in all of history?

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RoxyRollah

What happened to that billionaire, the one that wanted to use his funds to pull Murica outta debt? From like one of 90s elections...Whats he up to these days?...

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