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Old 04-25-2015, 08:15 PM   #171 (permalink)
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The thing is, as I said, I'm no fan of the pope nor the Church, and expected this guy to be another in a long line of apologists. But I've been unable to fault most of what he said on taking office, and while I haven't been following his twitter account or watching his webcam, everything I've heard about him up to now has been really positive. I didn't hear the remarks he supposedly made according to DWV, but if he did, I certainly don't agree with them but realise he's only repeating what a hundred of his predecessors have said all the way back into antiquity.

Also, he's not Irish but I know what you mean.

Also, how are you at the moment? Really missing you.
Well there are a lot of Irish Catholics!

I'm not bad, just being getting cut into a lot haha. How are you hun?
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Old 04-25-2015, 08:22 PM   #172 (permalink)
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I'd like to slap people at the grocery store when they're in front of me because they say **** like "uhh hurr hurr hurr it must be freeeee" when their item is having a rough time being scanned.

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPP
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Old 04-25-2015, 10:41 PM   #173 (permalink)
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I got in line behind three elderly people at Rite Aid once. Stood there for fifteen minutes because there was just one cashier. I wanted my damned cigarettes so bad I coulda slap a saggy ho.
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Old 04-25-2015, 10:47 PM   #174 (permalink)
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I got in line behind three elderly people at Rite Aid once. Stood there for fifteen minutes because there was just one cashier. I wanted my damned cigarettes so bad I coulda slap a saggy ho.
They had coupons I'm assuming?
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Old 04-25-2015, 10:50 PM   #175 (permalink)
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They had coupons I'm assuming?
Or "this...this was supposed to be ... 1..1.79, not...not 2.29... brufghkjdfkdfjg flippity fleep where the flerp flop is your manager?!"
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Old 04-27-2015, 02:57 AM   #176 (permalink)
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I read this thing somewhere about famous post-punk musicians and whether or not the reader should get in a fight with them. One of those musicians was Morrissey. I'm not sure I'd get in a fight with him, but I might slap him. I'd worry about him thinking it was an actual fight though. No, silly, I just want to slap you for being so relatably ridiculous.
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Old 04-27-2015, 04:55 AM   #177 (permalink)
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Morrissey is an odious cunt.
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Old 04-27-2015, 09:18 AM   #178 (permalink)
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I'd slap Morissey with a passion.
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Old 04-27-2015, 09:19 AM   #179 (permalink)
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I'd put all his socks into odd pairs and unwrap his cheese so it goes hard in the fridge.
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Old 04-27-2015, 09:21 AM   #180 (permalink)
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Idk, man, both of those things are pretty low.
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