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Old 03-03-2015, 10:48 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 03-03-2015, 10:53 AM   #22 (permalink)
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When hot women at bars call me sir. I just hope they have Daddy issues that I could help them with.

They don't. I need a nap.
Hot women in bars? Maybe after a few rounds.
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Old 03-03-2015, 11:53 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Okay Fred.. I must know. What is your criteria for hot women?
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Old 03-03-2015, 12:04 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Good example, BF !

I realized I was an inadequate oldie the day my son wanted a partner to play Halo with. My on-screen character was a hopeless drunk - staring at the floor, staring at the sky and stumbling at every step. After ten mins the experiment was abandoned, and I was never invited to play again!
lol im trying to imagine that scenario

"Ok mom, he's right there! shoot him, SHOOT HIM! NOO! you hit the inventory button! NO! now you unequipped the weapon! Dammit mom!"

When my daughter was 4 i remember explaining to her the things they use on Beyblade (A kid's cartoon) was sorta like a dreidel and she actually rolled her eyes at me and said, "They're mini robots dad"

So confident yet so wrong~
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Old 03-03-2015, 12:30 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Okay Fred.. I must know. What is your criteria for hot women?
I'm all for Brazilian and Italian women.

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Old 03-03-2015, 12:35 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Old 03-03-2015, 12:35 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 03-04-2015, 06:19 AM   #28 (permalink)
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When my daughter was 4 i remember explaining to her the things they use on Beyblade (A kid's cartoon) was sorta like a dreidel and she actually rolled her eyes at me and said, "They're mini robots dad"
Wow! Getting rolled eyes from a four-year-old is quite a burn ! I bet it made you laugh.

I had no idea that you had a daughter, BF; congratulations. And maybe you had no idea that I´m a dad, not a mom.
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Old 03-04-2015, 07:14 AM   #29 (permalink)
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When I was at a party at a friend's new house and we got into a conversation about his rafters, I knew I was officially a grownup.
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Old 03-04-2015, 07:56 AM   #30 (permalink)
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When I was at a party at a friend's new house and we got into a conversation about his rafters, I knew I was officially a grownup.
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