Your best (or worst) "dad" moments

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 03-03-2015, 08:48 AM

When my dad used to make duck noises after he farted, to blame the duck.

RoxyRollah · 03-03-2015, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ?

Says Miss 'Wrong side of 30'

~~Cuthbert~~ · 03-03-2015, 10:16 AM

Kids & their fashion. New Era caps with the stickers still on. Huaraches. Them trousers that sag in the middle and look like when a baby has shat themselves in their nappy and the weight of the faeces pulls the nappy down a bit.

See people guilty of all the above and think "we didn't dress like that when I was younger".

~~Cuthbert~~ · 03-03-2015, 10:17 AM

Also seeing kids in pubs and thinking what the fuck are you doing in here. That was me once.

Chula Vista · 03-03-2015, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by monkeytennis

Also seeing kids in pubs and thinking what the fuck are you doing in here. That was me once.

I live close to a high school and some of the kids I see walking to/from school look like they should be in elementary school. And each year it get's worse.

RoxyRollah · 03-03-2015, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by monkeytennis

Also seeing kids in pubs and thinking what the fuck are you doing in here. That was me once.

Now you da old dude at the pub...

~~Cuthbert~~ · 03-03-2015, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

I live close to a high school and some of the kids I see walking to/from school look like they should be in elementary school. And each year it get's worse.

Same here. Some of them look about 7 or 8.

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

Now you da old dude at the pub...

RoxyRollah · 03-03-2015, 10:35 AM

^:x

Plankton · 03-03-2015, 10:42 AM

When hot women at bars call me sir. I just hope they have Daddy issues that I could help them with.

They don't. I need a nap.

RoxyRollah · 03-03-2015, 10:46 AM

Sorry sir did you say something?

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03-03-2015, 10:16 AM	#13 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Kids & their fashion. New Era caps with the stickers still on. Huaraches. Them trousers that sag in the middle and look like when a baby has shat themselves in their nappy and the weight of the faeces pulls the nappy down a bit. See people guilty of all the above and think "we didn't dress like that when I was younger".

03-03-2015, 10:17 AM	#14 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Also seeing kids in pubs and thinking what the fuck are you doing in here. That was me once.