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You just mad you lost it to your babysitter.

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I don't have a vast well of experience to draw on, but…

Who?
Extremely religious young lady about 5'2", glasses, a year older than me. Imagine LiL with slightly shorter hair, and you'd have her (except for the religious bit).

What?
Outdoor Christian rock concert on the last day of summer.

She's one of those girls who seem shy at first, but turn out to be hyper. There was this punk band who played a set, and she was dancing around like a groupie.

We're still dating (that was our first), so it's not that I don't enjoy her company, it's that

I don't really enjoy punk.
I don't really enjoy contemporary Christian music.
I don't really enjoy concerts where everyone is jumping around screaming, "Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!"

The outcome? I had to listen to a steady diet of Dave Brubeck for a couple days afterward to soothe my eardrums.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1551791)

There's so much material here that I would be doing comedy a disservice by picking any one thing to mock.

Yeah dude. 7th grade was weird. Feel free though. We're all friends here. I mean, you're in my signature after all.

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Originally Posted by Exo_ (Post 1551907)

Yeah dude. 7th grade was weird. Feel free though. We're all friends here. I mean, you're in my signature after all.

I'm only sad that the context of that quote has been lost. You ****ing queer.

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1551906)

I don't really enjoy punk.
I don't really enjoy contemporary Christian music.
I don't really enjoy concerts where everyone is jumping around screaming, "Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!"

The outcome? I had to listen to a steady diet of Dave Brubeck for a couple days afterward to soothe my eardrums.

How is it possible to sound like such a dweeb while complaining about Christian rock?

I can't actually remember any bad dates. Usually what went wrong for me is going to hang out with a guy as a friend somewhere and him desperately trying to hit on me.

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1552309)

I can't actually remember any bad dates. Usually what went wrong for me is going to hang out with a guy as a friend somewhere and him desperately trying to hit on me.

Like cheesy pick up lines?

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1552309)

I can't actually remember any bad dates. Usually what went wrong for me is going to hang out with a guy as a friend somewhere and him desperately trying to hit on me.

A guy? As in singular? Well no wonder they hit on you. If you go to "hang out" with a guy all alone, there's one way they take that.

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1552320)

Like cheesy pick up lines?

No more like just big hints and trying to impress me.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1552327)

A guy? As in singular? Well no wonder they hit on you. If you go to "hang out" with a guy all alone, there's one way they take that.

I have no idea what you just wrote.

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1552338)

I have no idea what you just wrote.

*sigh*

If you make plans to hang out with a guy all alone, there is only one way they interpret that.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1552344)

*sigh*

If you make plans to hang out with a guy all alone, there is only one way they interpret that.

Especially if he "hangs out" ... :shycouch:
So you're saying a guy can't be a platonic friend to a girl (even one as hot as Vanilla) unless he's in a crowd? Or is this just you, speaking for all maledom?