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Old 02-16-2015, 11:06 PM   #91 (permalink)
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I learned that my then-fiance (circa 2009) was a convicted sex offender the first time I met his father & stepmother - who were visiting our hometown for his hearing.

To this day I can't cite anything more awkward in my life.
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Old 02-17-2015, 01:25 AM   #92 (permalink)
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I didn't read everything but ^ agreed.

Sharing a bed, massages, wearing low cut shirts when its just the two of you.. There's a lot of things that kinda shouldn't be done with bros. Take it from an expert she-bro.

I also think that generally, men and women can't be best friends. Sorry. I know a lot of chicks who have a male best friend and insist its totally cool... But I know twice as many men pining over their 'platonic' best female friend.
The problem with this is that bro culture is ****ing dumb as a box of rocks.

Once again, people are people are people. Not everyone fits this fantasy mould you have in tour head where two peoples mid-stride-equipment determines the way they should interact.
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Old 02-17-2015, 01:26 AM   #93 (permalink)
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I learned that my then-fiance (circa 2009) was a convicted sex offender the first time I met his father & stepmother - who were visiting our hometown for his hearing.

To this day I can't cite anything more awkward in my life.
Wait, what kind of hearing happens after the conviction?
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Old 02-17-2015, 06:32 AM   #94 (permalink)
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i will say sleeping in the same bed as platonic opposite sex friends which started for one party as a love interest is a bit funny to me
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I didn't read everything but ^ agreed.

Sharing a bed, massages, wearing low cut shirts when its just the two of you.. There's a lot of things that kinda shouldn't be done with bros. Take it from an expert she-bro.

I also think that generally, men and women can't be best friends. Sorry. I know a lot of chicks who have a male best friend and insist its totally cool... But I know twice as many men pining over their 'platonic' best female friend.
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'S'wut I'm sayin'.
I'm afraid I must agree with all of this. If I had been invited into Fran's bed, even with strict understanding that no sex was on the agenda, I'd be confused and I'd feel uncomfortable. What if you reached out and touched her arse in the night, or rolled over on top of her? Can I ask what you both wear when in bed together, because that would have something of a bearing on the understanding I would feel.

I would just think that any woman who invites a man, a friend, into her bed, even given the above, is sending the wrong signals, even if unintentionally. Either that or she's teasing. But it could definitely be misinterpreted and be confusing.
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Wait, what kind of hearing happens after the conviction?
Perhaps she means a parole hearing?
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Old 02-17-2015, 06:39 AM   #95 (permalink)
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Wait, what kind of hearing happens after the conviction?
After a conviction there is a sentancing hearing. But once you are sentanced there isn't **** that happens exspect a stint in the creepy man jail. Usually after they get out they are remandated to a halfway house with other skeezers like themselves. Then they register at the sherrifs department. As a sex offender. Google how many live next to you. (In the Us anyway it's ****in scary.)
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Old 02-17-2015, 07:24 AM   #96 (permalink)
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The problem with this is that bro culture is ****ing dumb as a box of rocks.

Once again, people are people are people. Not everyone fits this fantasy mould you have in tour head where two peoples mid-stride-equipment determines the way they should interact.
Oh no no, you misunderstand. I didn't mean bro culture, I meant bro as I view and call my male friends. The word 'homie' means the same thing here.

And I'm just saying that oftentimes, a lot of women are very naive to the fact that unless a guy is gay or particularly feminine, he doesn't hang out with his friends the same way a woman hangs out with her friends. The opposite being true of course, men being naive about women's interests. And acting in such a way that doesn't fit someone's idea of how a friend acts is understandably going to be confusing.

You can say people are people all you want but a lot of chicks share beds together and do lesbian-like stuff that most men don't do. Enough that its a thing.
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Old 02-17-2015, 11:46 AM   #97 (permalink)
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I learned that my then-fiance (circa 2009) was a convicted sex offender the first time I met his father & stepmother - who were visiting our hometown for his hearing.

To this day I can't cite anything more awkward in my life.
When i hear 'convicted sex offender' i hear 'Pedo'

i really hope that wasn't the case.

Im curious, did you leave him right away after finding out about it? i don't mean to pry i just find the situation interesting.
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Anyone one that tries to lie and say their gf was 16 and they were 18 and wrongfully arrested is a liar,The Romeo & Juliet claus safe gaurds against it.Convicted Sex Offender means pedo.
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Old 02-17-2015, 12:43 PM   #99 (permalink)
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Anyone one that tries to lie and say their gf was 16 and they were 18 and wrongfully arrested is a liar,The Romeo & Juliet claus safe gaurds against it.Convicted Sex Offender means pedo.
Or a "regular" rapist.
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Old 02-17-2015, 12:50 PM   #100 (permalink)
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Or a "regular" rapist.
Not necessarily. Some guys just like to show their junk and run. Doesn't necessarily require penetration yo.
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