Originally Posted by Lovedump2k15

Oh Trollheart, you young little scoundrel you, how I do so love your enthusiasm for the holiday! But you're forgetting that Valentines Day is about spreading love, uninhibited and true, and while a PM is a good way to convey love to a single person, a post can spread love and cheer to the entire land of Musicbanter! And in advance, i'm afraid that I can't leave your lawn until my combination bake sale lemonade stand raises enough money to fund the Happy Neighborhood Club's local trip to the dimension of interstellar gladiatorial combat! But feel free to have a glass and a cookie in the meantime; they're plum-delicious!

Originally Posted by Lovedump2k15

Why, of course deary! You know that my little gingersnaps are always welcome in my home! Of course, you'll have to excuse the mess. Some jive mutha f*ckas disrespected me, and I had to remind them who the lady of the house is. The blood stains are going to be a real trick to get out, but in the meantime the dark crimson goes well with the curtains and is actually quite the accent!

Originally Posted by Lovedump2k15

It's alright, sweety. There's no need to worry yourself about that little Batlord rascal that lives next door. I know he pulls on your pigtails, but you have to remember that he comes from a broken home, and we must be kind and patient with those less fortunate than ourselves. Now, how about I whip up some of my famous made from scratch marijuana brownies?

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Ya' got me. I'm the mastermind! I was the one who changed Lovedump's avatar to Katherine Hepburn and started posting all of those lovey-dovey messages, as well as sending out those Shakesperean-esque poems. The literal "love dumps" (I <3 You) are pretty ingenious, but unfortunately I can't take credit for them, as they're the creation of some other user mad with the power of Valentines Day.