He's not italian he's retarded.

At least I'm not stupid.

At least I have a reason!

He did say "Bat", didn't he? ;) And metal, too, if not actually heavy...

Now, listen to dad. I don't know why you youngsters and not-so-young-but-nowhere-as-old-as-mesters can't get this, but here's what happens, or what happened last year:

You wish to send a love message to a person or people anonymously.
You PM a mod.
You say, hello mod, may I have the username and password?
They give it to you (unless they're Urban, in which case be aware: the password is not, I repeat NOT "**** off!")
You log in NOT AS YOURSELF, ie you LOG OUT. You then log IN under the username and password you just got (last year the username was MBLoveMachine)
You send your PMs
You delete your sent PMs
You log out.

Person/people you have sent PMs to gets them, and depending on their reaction either go all doe-eyed or start looking for cartridges for their shotgun, but they can't find you as you are (say it with me) ANONYMOUS!

And that is how it works.

If anyone still doesn't understand, please don't hesitate to **** off. ;)

Note: for the younger members, I am not a mod. Please do not PM me looking for a password (assuming the idea of having a public one has been shelved and a new one issued, which I think should be done) as I cannot help you.

Thank you for the nice PM, lovedumper.

Pshhhh, wimps.

What's the difference?

Italians eat gelato, retards eat pudding.

I heard The Batlord has **** loads of fun.

Thank you for the lovely dumps that I got, I was really surprised and pleased to receive them even though I've been rather absent! I'll start taking some dumps soon to those I love, in a couple of days. :love: