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Old 02-05-2015, 12:47 AM   #101 (permalink)
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I'm waiting for you, love bug.
You have redeemed yourself. That message was beautiful.
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Old 02-05-2015, 12:50 AM   #102 (permalink)
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You have redeemed yourself. That message was beautiful.
Man, I gotta know.
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Old 02-05-2015, 12:50 AM   #103 (permalink)
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Man, I gotta know.
I can't. It's bedroom worthy.
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Old 02-05-2015, 12:51 AM   #104 (permalink)
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Dearest Ki

I was unaware that you would be so hurt by my sending a turd to more people than just you. You've got to understand baby, I'm dating more than one person.

If you want, I can dump everyone else. I love you from the bottom of my spine. Let's build a life together. Let's golf naked. Let's ice skate naked. Let's at ice cream naked.

Take me, take me hard and ride me into the night. I am your majestic steed, with my firm arm fat. **** me for the rest of our lives. Oh, Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgrahhgfhhahrhha hhgueaughe. That was nice.

And hurry up, I've already come twice just waiting.
Thank you whoever sent this.
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Old 02-05-2015, 12:53 AM   #105 (permalink)
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That ****'s poetic. I think a tear came to my eye.
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Old 02-05-2015, 12:54 AM   #106 (permalink)
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That ****'s poetic. I think a tear came to my eye.
The part about the firm arm fat just gets me all hot and bothered.
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Old 02-05-2015, 12:55 AM   #107 (permalink)
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Dunno, naked ice skating sounds kinda hot too.
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Old 02-05-2015, 06:18 AM   #108 (permalink)
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Yo Janzsoon is a total twat and won't accept private messages because he's busy being a ****ing twat. ****ing twats these days man. So like. Don't bother sending him ****.



Shut up.
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I got one, with the word "POOOOOOOOOP" and a picture of a turd.

Oh joy.
The level of intelligent humour here is ****ing staggering! How does someone with an intellect like that get turned down by MENSA???
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Trollheart takes Lovedumps seriously.
I do. If you're gonna bother, don't make a ****ing joke out of it and don't denigrate it.
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Yeah, seems rather odd that people would send messages in bulk. I think that defeats the purpose.
As I said.

Does nobody else think this is classic Dirty, no?
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Old 02-05-2015, 06:48 AM   #109 (permalink)
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I do. If you're gonna bother, don't make a ****ing joke out of it and don't denigrate it.
Dude, this is the equivalent of that day in school where all the kids pass out mass produced Valentine's Day cards. This is not serious in any way shape or form and should be treated as a joke on principle. Quit being a lamewad.
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Old 02-05-2015, 06:50 AM   #110 (permalink)
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^ Hey the lovedump you 'didn't' send me was the sweetest thing ever. You didn't mean a word of it?
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