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Key 02-04-2015 11:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lovedump2k15 (Post 1547510)
I'm waiting for you, love bug.
You have redeemed yourself. That message was beautiful.

DeadChannel 02-04-2015 11:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1547511)
You have redeemed yourself. That message was beautiful.
Man, I gotta know.

Key 02-04-2015 11:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeadChannel (Post 1547512)
Man, I gotta know.
I can't. It's bedroom worthy.

Key 02-04-2015 11:51 PM
Just kidding

Quote:
Dearest Ki

I was unaware that you would be so hurt by my sending a turd to more people than just you. You've got to understand baby, I'm dating more than one person.

If you want, I can dump everyone else. I love you from the bottom of my spine. Let's build a life together. Let's golf naked. Let's ice skate naked. Let's at ice cream naked.

Take me, take me hard and ride me into the night. I am your majestic steed, with my firm arm fat. **** me for the rest of our lives. Oh, Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgrahhgfhhahrhha hhgueaughe. That was nice.

And hurry up, I've already come twice just waiting.
Thank you whoever sent this.

DeadChannel 02-04-2015 11:53 PM
That ****'s poetic. I think a tear came to my eye.

Key 02-04-2015 11:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeadChannel (Post 1547517)
That ****'s poetic. I think a tear came to my eye.
The part about the firm arm fat just gets me all hot and bothered.

DeadChannel 02-04-2015 11:55 PM
Dunno, naked ice skating sounds kinda hot too.

Trollheart 02-05-2015 05:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lovedump2k15 (Post 1547398)
Yo Janzsoon is a total twat and won't accept private messages because he's busy being a ****ing twat. ****ing twats these days man. So like. Don't bother sending him ****.



Shut up.
You shut up.
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeadChannel (Post 1547413)
I got one, with the word "POOOOOOOOOP" and a picture of a turd.

Oh joy.
The level of intelligent humour here is ****ing staggering! How does someone with an intellect like that get turned down by MENSA???
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1547431)
Trollheart takes Lovedumps seriously.
I do. If you're gonna bother, don't make a ****ing joke out of it and don't denigrate it.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1547500)
Yeah, seems rather odd that people would send messages in bulk. I think that defeats the purpose.
As I said.

Does nobody else think this is classic Dirty, no?

The Batlord 02-05-2015 05:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1547542)
I do. If you're gonna bother, don't make a ****ing joke out of it and don't denigrate it.
Dude, this is the equivalent of that day in school where all the kids pass out mass produced Valentine's Day cards. This is not serious in any way shape or form and should be treated as a joke on principle. Quit being a lamewad.

RoxyRollah 02-05-2015 05:50 AM
^ Hey the lovedump you 'didn't' send me was the sweetest thing ever. You didn't mean a word of it?


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