D'awwwwwwww, thank ya hun!

thankfully they make edible glitter now.

http://www.cakebling.com/wp-content/...e-Glitter2.jpg

Everything makes so much more sense now. I was wondering what the **** was happening when I logged in and saw this ****.

Lube Dump
I would assassinate the president for a minute in your presence.
I would flay your arms wide open so I could crawl inside and be in your arms.
I would masturbate furiously to the images of your children knowing that your sex is what made them.
I would let you lick my *******, even if I didn't wipe.
I'm just that good of a person.
I would watch a monkey hump a dolphin for reasons I can't explain beyond me wanting to, but I'll say it's for you so you feel all warm inside.
But I won't do anal.

I refuse to believe anyone but Batty could be this degenerate and disgusting. But whoever it was, good work. You deserve a cake for how much effort you put into this!

<3

Why does everyone keep assuming the worst **** was me? I haven't even sent any Love Dumps out.

Mmmmmm, come here sexy Hitler...

got the same one word for word. lame

Can I make it up to ya hun?

Yeah, seems rather odd that people would send messages in bulk. I think that defeats the purpose.

I'm waiting for you, love bug.