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Old 01-30-2015, 03:15 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 01-30-2015, 03:33 PM   #24 (permalink)
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When I was younger I liked to do fun stuff like jump down steep hills and land on my head and slam my face into objects. One day when I was around 10 I got the bright idea to slam my head into a window as hard as humanly possible and it shattered everywhere into my skin and ****ed my **** up. I couldn't stop laughing and thought it was hilarious as I rolled around on the floor with broken glass stuck in my face, bleeding profusely. My parents didn't agree with my actions.

Yeah, I was a really smart kid. I managed to break a bone or two and dislocate shoulders and ankles and such. I kind of miss jumping off cliffs and knocking my teeth out.
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Old 01-30-2015, 03:45 PM   #25 (permalink)
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When I was younger I liked to do fun stuff like jump down steep hills and land on my head and slam my face into objects.


Laughing to myself at this.

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One day when I was around 10 I got the bright idea to slam my head into a window as hard as humanly possible and it shattered everywhere into my skin and ****ed my **** up. I couldn't stop laughing and thought it was hilarious as I rolled around on the floor with broken glass stuck in my face, bleeding profusely. My parents didn't agree with my actions.

Yeah, I was a really smart kid. I managed to break a bone or two and dislocate shoulders and ankles and such. I kind of miss jumping off cliffs and knocking my teeth out.
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Old 01-30-2015, 04:12 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Old 01-30-2015, 05:08 PM   #27 (permalink)
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When I was younger I liked to do fun stuff like jump down steep hills and land on my head and slam my face into objects. One day when I was around 10 I got the bright idea to slam my head into a window as hard as humanly possible and it shattered everywhere into my skin and ****ed my **** up. I couldn't stop laughing and thought it was hilarious as I rolled around on the floor with broken glass stuck in my face, bleeding profusely. My parents didn't agree with my actions.

Yeah, I was a really smart kid. I managed to break a bone or two and dislocate shoulders and ankles and such. I kind of miss jumping off cliffs and knocking my teeth out.
Haha I did **** like that. Jumped off walls onto boogie boards that were in the sand because then I could land surf. All kinds of bruised.

Most retarded thing I did to myself though was try to start a cult in high school. We met at the mall, I slashed open my thumb and made four other people drink my blood in the middle of the food court. Got kicked out obviously, also passed out for a short while and had to be carried. I still have the scar and tell people its from a can opener.
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Old 01-30-2015, 06:32 PM   #28 (permalink)
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when i lived in rhode island i was arrested for possession and petty theft. the cop was like have you ever been arrested before? and i was like no. and he was like so you've never been arrested before and now you're going to be arrested for this ****. does that make sense to you? and i was like "is there a better way to get arrested?" and gave him a douchey grin. seemed clever at the time. i was fairly high. i think he might have let me off if i just let him play the mentor role and acted like i had remorse. who knows

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When I was younger I liked to do fun stuff like jump down steep hills and land on my head and slam my face into objects. One day when I was around 10 I got the bright idea to slam my head into a window as hard as humanly possible and it shattered everywhere into my skin and ****ed my **** up. I couldn't stop laughing and thought it was hilarious as I rolled around on the floor with broken glass stuck in my face, bleeding profusely. My parents didn't agree with my actions.

Yeah, I was a really smart kid. I managed to break a bone or two and dislocate shoulders and ankles and such. I kind of miss jumping off cliffs and knocking my teeth out.
when we went camping one time as a kid i had it in my mind that since lava was just really hot melted rock, that i could throw some rocks in the campfire and come back the next morning and they'd be lava. the next morning when i went searching for my lava i stepped on some grey coals that were still hot and burned my foot pretty severely. the skin fell off an all.
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Old 01-30-2015, 06:40 PM   #29 (permalink)
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We met at the mall, I slashed open my thumb and made four other people drink my blood in the middle of the food court.
Not stupid at all. Kinda fits your MB profile to a T.

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I can't... even...

I have scars on every part of my body except my face and my right arm.
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