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Old 01-30-2015, 12:14 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Im offened my tits are waaaay bigger.
No. They're not.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-30-2015, 01:09 PM   #12 (permalink)
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No. They're not.
Like youd know.My D's run ****.
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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Old 01-30-2015, 01:12 PM   #13 (permalink)
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We need evidence.

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and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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Old 01-30-2015, 01:31 PM   #14 (permalink)
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This could potentially be a great thread.

I was about 15 and broke two metacarpals in my left hand, held together with pins, cast with no top on etc. Tried to climb a spiked fence one handed when drunk and fell on top of the spikes. Cut my chest, shoulder and that, but could have been a disaster.
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Old 01-30-2015, 01:40 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Tried to climb a spiked fence one handed when drunk and fell on top of the spikes.
Now we're talking.

More like this.
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Old 01-30-2015, 01:45 PM   #16 (permalink)
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We need evidence.

Price has to be right,cash.grass.or ass motha****a nobody rides fo free.
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Old 01-30-2015, 02:01 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Tease. Name the price woman.

Gotta love the totally unexpected direction this thread has gone in.

BOOBS!
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Old 01-30-2015, 02:03 PM   #18 (permalink)
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We've seen you in the MB Picture thread. There's no mystery.
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Old 01-30-2015, 03:06 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Tease. Name the price woman.

Gotta love the totally unexpected direction this thread has gone in.

BOOBS!
You can't afford me you spent all yourmoney on Spaghetti o's and a make shift bomb shelter.
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Old 01-30-2015, 03:08 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Hopefully Manky sees this thread, reckon he's got a few belters from when he's been drinking.
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