Where in the world is Urban Hate€Monger??
 

I would have thought all these frivolous threads would have brought him snarling out his lair, thread-lock in hand, but no sign. Hopefully he's not lying hurt somewhere, unable to move, fuming at the threads but incapable of doing anything about them.

Please let us know if you spot this rare creature: he can usually be enticed out of his hiding place by playing The Fall or going on about how great 70s prog and AOR are...

Thank you.

You may have noticed that he comes and goes, maybe he's got his hands on a Tardis.

He's somewhere cooler than you, apparently.

Trollheart's in Ireland, so I doubt that.

The Channel Islands.

He is on multiple islands at once? No wonder he's not posting then...

It's like a game of Twister.

Right foot, Jersey. Left hand, Guernsey. Right hand, Sark. Left foot, Herm.

Left foot, Alderney.

*Splash*

Hope that clears things up for you, TH.

I think you're all being perfectly horrible. This poor creature needs our help. Don't shut him out of your lives. Send the Music Banter helicopter to the Channel --- what? We don't have a helicopter? Sigh. Alright then, the transit va --- no transit van? The bicycle? We MUST have a bi --- all right then WhateverDude, looks like it's up to you and your skateboard to rescue him! Don't let us down!

Is Urban really that much of a square? I don't think he'd find any of this funny, and neither do i, but I don't see him locking it either.

I'm too high for this shit.

Gee, you're just totally against any kind of fun aren't you? We're just trying to enjoy ourselves narc: why you wanna destroy us with your hate crime? Hate crime! :finger:

Do you think it would help entice him out if I announced Grammar Nazi Week II?

you mean Grammar Nazi the second half of day one?

Well played sir.

You splet it wrong, it's touché.

I know. I'm limited by my keybored.

No big deal, just that it's an e-acute [é] not a grave accent [`]. I can't not do the "em dash" [—] with my keyboard. If I want it spelt with the proper accents I have to google the word and copy&paste it.