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Old 01-15-2015, 12:13 AM   #1 (permalink)
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How do I summon Satan.
I want to have some hard core sex with him.
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Old 01-15-2015, 12:21 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Sorry, I don't like people who beg. Go try Beelzebub. That ****er's desperate.
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Old 01-15-2015, 12:27 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Sorry, I don't like people who beg. Go try Beelzebub. That ****er's desperate.
Uhh yeah and who the hell are you?
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Old 01-15-2015, 12:39 AM   #4 (permalink)
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He's my arch enemy. Try to spend 40 days with the ****er, it's a miracle I was able to do it.
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Old 01-15-2015, 12:47 AM   #5 (permalink)
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He's my arch enemy. Try to spend 40 days with the ****er, it's a miracle I was able to do it.
Hello... Jesus.
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Old 01-15-2015, 12:52 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Get behind me you fucking cunt.

And don't be gentle with it baby.
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Old 01-15-2015, 01:56 AM   #7 (permalink)
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How do I summon Satan.
I want to have some hard core sex with him.
Pffbt. Get in line.
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Old 01-15-2015, 05:40 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Uhh yeah and who the hell are you?
Someone much funnier than you......

Before you even ask who I am, someone sexier than you.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 01-15-2015, 05:45 AM   #9 (permalink)
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bookmarked this thread. will check back later
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Old 01-15-2015, 06:07 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Get behind me you fucking cunt.

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