How the **** Are You Supposed to Take Online Classes When You're On the Internet

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 01-14-2015, 03:44 PM

that's unfortunate. i guess i just never knew what liberal arts meant... i always thought that was what people majored in when they were still trying to figure out what they wanted to major in.

but yea it depends on what you're studying tbh. you can get a nursing job or an x ray technician job etc off a 2 year program. if you are going to go for a bachelors you better make it count though cause that ****'s expensive. like carpe said sometimes you might end up getting stuck with useless debt if you pick the wrong major. find something practical where you know there's jobs in it.

The Batlord · 01-14-2015, 03:54 PM

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honestly considering batlord's financial situation i would be surprised if he's not getting a free ride via fafsa.

Actually since I don't have a high school diploma I'm not eligible. My grandparents are fronting the bill. Again. Hence why failure is not an option.

**Frownland** · 01-14-2015, 03:55 PM

I just do all of my studying really drunk, that way I don't get distracted so easy. Should work well for you.

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 01-14-2015, 03:57 PM

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Actually since I don't have a high school diploma I'm not eligible. My grandparents are fronting the bill. Again. Hence why failure is not an option.

are your grandparents loaded?

The Batlord · 01-14-2015, 04:02 PM

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are your grandparents loaded?

Ish.

Neapolitan · 01-14-2015, 04:05 PM

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So how the **** am I supposed to go against my most deeply ingrained urges to laziness and procrastination, especially when I have to do it ON THE INTERNET?

I would think of something pertinent to say but I am too busy being on the internet, listening to music and junk like that.

DwnWthVwls · 01-14-2015, 04:08 PM

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that's unfortunate. i guess i just never knew what liberal arts meant...

Yeh you are right liberal arts is just general knowledge transfer credit bs but I had business attached to it because I was planning to be an accountant at the time and transferring to a 4 year school, but that sh*t is boring as hell.

@Batty - Why don't you do yourself a favor and just take the GED test. I'm sure your smart enough to pass it as long as you can do the math part. This way you can apply for FAFSA later on down the road. Also, look into getting a PELL Grant. I've been getting ~$1000 a semester from it and I've been in college for 10 years on and off.

I wasted a lot of money on college because I didn't know what I wanted to do with my life. If your not ready don't force yourself.

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 01-14-2015, 04:18 PM

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Ish.

will they pay for a 4 year degree?

Pet_Sounds · 01-14-2015, 04:38 PM

Maybe get a mod to ban you for a while?

The Batlord · 01-14-2015, 04:40 PM

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Yeh you are right liberal arts is just general knowledge transfer credit bs but I had business attached to it because I was planning to be an accountant at the time and transferring to a 4 year school, but that sh*t is boring as hell.

@Batty - Why don't you do yourself a favor and just take the GED test. I'm sure your smart enough to pass it as long as you can do the math part. This way you can apply for FAFSA later on down the road. Also, look into getting a PELL Grant. I've been getting ~$1000 a semester from it and I've been in college for 10 years on and off.

I wasted a lot of money on college because I didn't know what I wanted to do with my life. If your not ready don't force yourself.

Simple. As far as Mickey Dee's goes, it doesn't really matter one way or the other, but for anything past that, a high school diploma from a respected private school is worth far more.

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will they pay for a 4 year degree?

*shrug*

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01-14-2015, 03:44 PM	#31 (permalink)
~~John Wilkes Booth~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,235	that's unfortunate. i guess i just never knew what liberal arts meant... i always thought that was what people majored in when they were still trying to figure out what they wanted to major in. but yea it depends on what you're studying tbh. you can get a nursing job or an x ray technician job etc off a 2 year program. if you are going to go for a bachelors you better make it count though cause that ****'s expensive. like carpe said sometimes you might end up getting stuck with useless debt if you pick the wrong major. find something practical where you know there's jobs in it.