Rubeus Hagrid

So this is extremely complicated, I'm laughing but it's gay.. And that's childish, but very mindskulling.

Well you sign up for the curious E-"Mail", and it seems im the only one, everyone is against me.. Because you cannot have a account without the personal information, but without it it vaporizes into thin air.

Now that I have made this account, I fear my email will fall my to the hands of pseudo-yank atheists, and I'll be on the front cover on an underground newspaper. Help.. Please?

I'm also unemployed, and I barely wash.. Or brush my teeth. Should I kill myself?

What's to stop someone from sending a bomb through my door? How do I change my E-"Mail"'s information? It's private.

DeadChannel

Here, have a cookie.

Mr Shankly

I'm not an adviser of any sorts but I would not advise the use of vapourising emails.

Rubeus Hagrid

It vaporises itself, I'm going to have to destroy after my "Lounge" visit. Then I'm off to the States as an exchange student for my post-doctoral undergraduate freshman degree in IT.

GuD

Hagrid's probably one of those guys who talks to themselves on the train. Once in a while, through shear supernatural coincidence, he'll say something that could be profound to the right interpretation from the right mind. But any other moment he's just some dude who talks to themselves.

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I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc

Mr Shankly

Basically - Yes.

ladyislingering

Oh, god, not this asshole again.

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Varg da Viking

Much of your post is idiotic gibberish, but your concern is valid. The Jewish conspiracy is indeed trying to steal your email. Even the most useless among us (that would be you) can potentially be a threat to their tyranny, and so they will stop at nothing to infiltrate all levels of our society. Even Hotmail. But I would also point out that if nobody is attempting to send you letter bombs, then you're not living up to your potential.

Rubeus Hagrid

You want me dead? I'm going to have to delete my E-"Mail". I'll wake up tomorrow all ready for an episode of Dickinson's Real Deal, and I'll be smoothing dogs and preparing for a Sunday of gravy and mashed potatoes.

I honestly think I've reached the peak of my life, and that death is a good option.

Varg da Viking

My friend, I do not want anyone dead, but the greater good of humankind would seem to demand it. Those with specific, genetic mental disorders and the mentally retarded will only pollute the gene pool if they are allowed to breed. It's really nothing personal, but you must not be allowed to procreate.

Although I suppose you could just be sterilized of course. Would you prefer that?