Varg da Viking

Much of your post is idiotic gibberish, but your concern is valid. The Jewish conspiracy is indeed trying to steal your email. Even the most useless among us (that would be you) can potentially be a threat to their tyranny, and so they will stop at nothing to infiltrate all levels of our society. Even Hotmail. But I would also point out that if nobody is attempting to send you letter bombs, then you're not living up to your potential.

Rubeus Hagrid

You want me dead? I'm going to have to delete my E-"Mail". I'll wake up tomorrow all ready for an episode of Dickinson's Real Deal, and I'll be smoothing dogs and preparing for a Sunday of gravy and mashed potatoes.

I honestly think I've reached the peak of my life, and that death is a good option.

Varg da Viking

My friend, I do not want anyone dead, but the greater good of humankind would seem to demand it. Those with specific, genetic mental disorders and the mentally retarded will only pollute the gene pool if they are allowed to breed. It's really nothing personal, but you must not be allowed to procreate.

Although I suppose you could just be sterilized of course. Would you prefer that?

Rubeus Hagrid

Well, I always wanted a daughter. Does my mental retardedness prohibit me from having children? Sand ******s in Britain are allowed to breed. Why can't i?

Varg da Viking

Indeed it does. Your children would be a drain on society, their only use being their charming love of the Power Rangers and chocolate milk.

Arabs and other races of the middle east should not be prevented from procreating, just so long as they do not infect the blood of other races. We must keep all of the races of Earth pure and unmixed, to preserve those natural merits that would otherwise be diluted. Unfortunately the retarded and insane provide only disease to their race's gene pool. I'm terribly sorry.