Ask Varg Vikernes Anything (Colored People Welcome)

~~Varg da Viking~~ · 12-31-2014, 01:06 PM

Hello Musicbanter,

It is I, Varg Vikernes (yes, really!

), and it has come to my attention that a number of people hold some rather... unfortunate views about me. I don't know why so many people seem to hate me. I'm a pretty fungi (lol) and enjoy a good traditional Norwegian folk dance as much as anyone. I'm sure it's all a terrible misunderstanding brought about by communists, the media, and Jews. So, ask me anything you wish, and I will answer to the best of my abilities, hopefully clearing up any misunderstandings and misinformation. I hope very much to get to know each and every one of you in the days to come.

Odin be with you,

Varg

Isbjørn · 12-31-2014, 01:07 PM

What's your favourite type of bra?

Plankton · 12-31-2014, 01:09 PM

We're gonna need some proof. Burn down a church or something.

**Frownland** · 12-31-2014, 01:09 PM

Do you want to jam?

Mondo Bungle · 12-31-2014, 01:10 PM

I can just shoot 'em an email whenever I want, we're on good terms.

~~Varg da Viking~~ · 12-31-2014, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Briks

What's your favourite type of bra?

Bras are tools of Judeo-Christians created to objectify women, so I do not like any of them. To go natural, as did our foremothers, is the only acceptable way for a proper woman to dress if we hope to throw off the yolk of our Jewish overlords.

P.S. Good to see a fellow Viking!

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Originally Posted by Plankton

We're gonna need some proof. Burn down a church or something.

Ah, the beauty of innocent youth. I remember such times fondly. Unfortunately the Jews are watching me like hawks (or vultures), so were I to so much as jaywalk I'm sure they would use that to further persecute me.

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Do you want to jam?

I would love to! Unfortunately all of my instruments were recently stolen. I'm sure I don't have to tell you what group of people likely did so. They also stole my television (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).

~~Varg da Viking~~ · 12-31-2014, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

I can just shoot 'em an email whenever I want, we're on good terms.

I receive so many emails, but it always good to hear from my dedicated fans. I would just please ask them to refrain from sending me dog excrement (lol).

Plankton · 12-31-2014, 01:36 PM

Still no proof.

Post a pic of yourself with a newspaper from today, or should this be in the form of a question Alex?

The Batlord · 12-31-2014, 01:39 PM

Doritos: original or cool ranch?

~~Varg da Viking~~ · 12-31-2014, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton

Still no proof.

Post a pic of yourself with a newspaper from today, or should this be in the form of a question Alex?

Please forgive me, but I do not receive any newspapers. Too much Jewishness. All of my news comes from online Aryan newsletters.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Doritos: original or cool ranch?

Pringles or not at all.

12-31-2014, 01:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
~~Varg da Viking~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Corrèze, France Posts: 5	Ask Varg Vikernes Anything (Colored People Welcome) Hello Musicbanter, It is I, Varg Vikernes (yes, really! ), and it has come to my attention that a number of people hold some rather... unfortunate views about me. I don't know why so many people seem to hate me. I'm a pretty fungi (lol) and enjoy a good traditional Norwegian folk dance as much as anyone. I'm sure it's all a terrible misunderstanding brought about by communists, the media, and Jews. So, ask me anything you wish, and I will answer to the best of my abilities, hopefully clearing up any misunderstandings and misinformation. I hope very much to get to know each and every one of you in the days to come. Odin be with you, Varg

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Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	What's your favourite type of bra? __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

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Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	We're gonna need some proof. Burn down a church or something. __________________ See location...

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Do you want to jam? __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

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Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Still no proof. Post a pic of yourself with a newspaper from today, or should this be in the form of a question Alex? __________________ See location...