Ask Varg Vikernes Anything (Colored People Welcome)
 

Hello Musicbanter,

It is I, Varg Vikernes (yes, really! :wave:), and it has come to my attention that a number of people hold some rather... unfortunate views about me. I don't know why so many people seem to hate me. I'm a pretty fungi (lol) and enjoy a good traditional Norwegian folk dance as much as anyone. I'm sure it's all a terrible misunderstanding brought about by communists, the media, and Jews. So, ask me anything you wish, and I will answer to the best of my abilities, hopefully clearing up any misunderstandings and misinformation. I hope very much to get to know each and every one of you in the days to come.

Odin be with you,

Varg

What's your favourite type of bra?

We're gonna need some proof. Burn down a church or something.

Do you want to jam?

I can just shoot 'em an email whenever I want, we're on good terms.

Bras are tools of Judeo-Christians created to objectify women, so I do not like any of them. To go natural, as did our foremothers, is the only acceptable way for a proper woman to dress if we hope to throw off the yolk of our Jewish overlords.

P.S. Good to see a fellow Viking! :)

Ah, the beauty of innocent youth. I remember such times fondly. Unfortunately the Jews are watching me like hawks (or vultures), so were I to so much as jaywalk I'm sure they would use that to further persecute me.

I would love to! Unfortunately all of my instruments were recently stolen. I'm sure I don't have to tell you what group of people likely did so. They also stole my television (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).

I receive so many emails, but it always good to hear from my dedicated fans. I would just please ask them to refrain from sending me dog excrement (lol).

Still no proof.

Post a pic of yourself with a newspaper from today, or should this be in the form of a question Alex?

Doritos: original or cool ranch?

Please forgive me, but I do not receive any newspapers. Too much Jewishness. All of my news comes from online Aryan newsletters.

Pringles or not at all.