Prison:
How was prison? How did you entertain yourself for years? Was the food good? Meet any interesting fellow prisoners there?

Is euthenasia okay?

1.) It was a very arresting experience, even if I was barred from leaving.

2.) Escaping.

3.) The rats certainly seemed to think so.

4.) Strangely enough, even in Norway your cellmate will be named "Bubba".

Of course. Although I prefer forced sterilization as a way to control breeding. It is less barbaric but has the same result.

Now for the grandest question of them all: any plans to upgrade to serial killer/priest burner, or have you been successfully rehabilitated by the prison system?

Dear Vargey

Can I ask you a question?

Baha. Baha. Bahahahahahahahahahaha! No comment.

Are you going to be an imbecile?

What is the definition of imbecile?

Precisely.

Haha! Good one!

If you were banished to the moon, and could only bring ten novels, what ten would you bring?

Lord of the rings + his favorite fan-made sequels. Oh wait, got to make room for Mein Kampf