I have nothing against any of the races. Surely not all are made equal, and I am vigorously opposed to interbreeding, but in general I am fine with other races. The Jews however actively plot to control the world, and must be resisted, lest their moral corruption infect all races.

I would still plow Natalie Portman though.

The Jews can certainly be... alluring, but do not be taken in by their wiles. It is how they corrupt you. Be strong, my deficient friend.

No no, I'm not mentally deranged.
See, after a terrible accident, I was reduced to a brain, mouth, nose and human digestion system attached to an anus in a mayo jar. Sometimes, I burp or fart, which risks the mayo jar falling to the ground. Hence the padded room.

Why would you believe that I could be an imbecile such as Hagrid? I must say I am rather insulted.

Well then, I don't suppose there's much reason to keep your around is there? Surely you would prefer to be put out of your misery. If not, then that is surely proof of mental derangement.

I'm actually quite happy, mayonnaise aside. Also, have you ever seen Robocop?

I feel welcome here.

I am very happy to hear it. :)

Anything to make you feel more comfortable.

Hey Verg

Considering my condition, do you think sex would be possible? Your mother and I are trying to find a way, and wanted a second opinion.