Ask Varg Vikernes Anything (Colored People Welcome)

Mr Shankly · 01-02-2015, 08:34 PM

Two questions.
Who is Varg Vikernes and why would I want to ask him something.

GuD · 01-02-2015, 08:40 PM

Two questions:

Why is this still a thread?
Why aren't Varg, Hagrid, and Mr.Shankly banned if they're obviously the same account?

~~Varg da Viking~~ · 01-02-2015, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadChannel

The jar is made of plastic and they make me live in a padded room. Please help.

So you are mentally deranged? Then your fate does not concern me. Good day.

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Originally Posted by Mr Shankly

Two questions.
Who is Varg Vikernes and why would I want to ask him something.

I cannot post links at this time, but replacing the "(dot)"s with periods will take you to my biography on my own website. Enjoy.

www(dot)burzum(dot)com/burzum/biography/

Mr Shankly · 01-02-2015, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude

Two questions:

Why is this still a thread?
Why aren't Varg, Hagrid, and Mr.Shankly banned if they're obviously the same account?

Genuinely not the same account.

~~Rubeus Hagrid~~ · 01-02-2015, 08:50 PM

A Pakistani man on my road had an accident on the road last Sunday, I'm sorry to say that he died on impact. Well, the police came and wanted to question me and my mate (the last people who saw him) about the incident. So they asked my mate "is there anything you can tell us about him, anything at all"?

Well he said back "I think he had two rectums..".

"Two behinds!? What.. Why? How!?" Said the copper back to him...

"Because when he, me and Hagrid went into the pub last night, I heard the barman say 'here comes that Paki with the two assholess'".

Is this a fine piece of ethnic european humour ?

Mr Shankly · 01-02-2015, 08:52 PM

10 on 10 did enjoy

ladyislingering · 01-02-2015, 08:56 PM

Will my butt fall off if I work too much?

GuD · 01-02-2015, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Rubeus Hagrid

A Pakistani man on my road had an accident on the road last Sunday, I'm sorry to say that he died on impact. Well, the police came and wanted to question me and my mate (the last people who saw him) about the incident. So they asked my mate "is there anything you can tell us about him, anything at all"?

Well he said back "I think he had two rectums..".

"Two behinds!? What.. Why? How!?" Said the copper back to him...

"Because when he, me and Hagrid went into the pub last night, I heard the barman say 'here comes that Paki with the two assholess'".

Is this a fine piece of ethnic european humour ?

6/10. Also, in regards to the underlined bits where I quoted you- forgot which account you were posting in, eh?

~~Varg da Viking~~ · 01-02-2015, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Rubeus Hagrid

A Pakistani man on my road had an accident on the road last Sunday, I'm sorry to say that he died on impact. Well, the police came and wanted to question me and my mate (the last people who saw him) about the incident. So they asked my mate "is there anything you can tell us about him, anything at all"?

Well he said back "I think he had two rectums..".

"Two behinds!? What.. Why? How!?" Said the copper back to him...

"Because when he, me and Hagrid went into the pub last night, I heard the barman say 'here comes that Paki with the two assholess'".

Is this a fine piece of ethnic european humour ?

But what did the Pakistani man have to do with anything? Couldn't he have been any race and the joke would still be the same?

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

Will my butt fall off if I work too much?

Not literally, but if you put in a certain amount of exertion it will obviously cause you to lose weight. Just remember, do not worry too much about your looks, since the gods made everyone as they should be. Unless of course you're Jewish (lol).

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude

6/10. Also, in regards to the underlined bits where I quoted you- forgot which account you were posting in, eh?

No, he clearly said that the police were questioning his friend and not Hagrid. Please try to keep up.

~~Rubeus Hagrid~~ · 01-02-2015, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Varg da Viking

But what did the Pakistani man have to do with anything? Couldn't he have been any race and the joke would still be the same?

Not literally, but if you put in a certain amount of exertion it will obviously cause you to lose weight. Just remember, do not worry too much about your looks, since the gods made everyone as they should be. Unless of course you're Jewish (lol).

Why do you vigorously defend the Arabs, yet mercilessly criticise the Jews?

01-02-2015, 08:40 PM	#52 (permalink)
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~~Rubeus Hagrid~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 0	A Pakistani man on my road had an accident on the road last Sunday, I'm sorry to say that he died on impact. Well, the police came and wanted to question me and my mate (the last people who saw him) about the incident. So they asked my mate "is there anything you can tell us about him, anything at all"? Well he said back "I think he had two rectums..". "Two behinds!? What.. Why? How!?" Said the copper back to him... "Because when he, me and Hagrid went into the pub last night, I heard the barman say 'here comes that Paki with the two assholess'". Is this a fine piece of ethnic european humour ?

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Mr Shankly Groupie Join Date: Dec 2014 Posts: 0	10 on 10 did enjoy