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Varg da Viking 01-09-2015 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1535014)
If you had to have your breasts fondled by one of two people, would you choose myself or The Batlord?
Usually I have the utmost respect for you, but your homosexual tendencies are repulsive to me. I would advise you to sacrifice away the gay. If you still feel the need to anally penetrate another male after disemboweling a goat then I would suggest immediate castration.

Frownland 01-09-2015 05:52 PM
But can I grope your tits though, we don't need to do any penetration if you don't want it.

Varg da Viking 01-09-2015 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1535834)
But can I grope your tits though, we don't need to do any penetration if you don't want it.
I do not believe you are appreciating the spirit of my post. Homosexuality is unnatural. The Annunaki from the Sirius system did not intend for male Aryans to engage in such acts. Unless of course you are of the inferior races, in which case your actions are of no consequence to the true masters of this Earth.

Frownland 01-09-2015 06:10 PM
If you're my bitch does that make it hetero?

Isbjørn 01-10-2015 12:52 PM
Dear Varg,

Is it okay for males to wear bobby pins?

-Stubberud AKA Necrobutcher

Oriphiel 05-02-2017 05:56 AM
I miss Varg da Viking. :(

The Identity Matrix 05-02-2017 08:55 AM
Why did I read this?

Blank. 05-02-2017 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Varg da Viking (Post 1531734)
Hmph. I'm sure it is now clear to everyone that you are in fact a mouthpiece for the Jewish conspiracy trying to discredit me, though whether you are one of them or merely a puppet I cannot say. I had not anticipated that they would have infiltrated even this place, but I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. They are after all a wily race.

I had suspected you from the start, due to your avatar. As all well-informed Aryan brothers know, Spongebob is in fact Jewish propaganda. However, the truth is now obvious.
Yeah! Plankton is just a filthy kike. Fuck you Plankton!

Trollheart 05-02-2017 10:14 AM
ahem...
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Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1830654)
Yeah! Plankton is just a filthy big, muscular, scary kike. Fuck you Plankton!

Blank. 05-02-2017 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1830668)
ahem...
Kikes are tiny, lacking in muscle definition, and the furthest thing from scary. The only scary part about them is when you call them out. Cause those bitches got enough money to hire a hit man to take you out.

Frownland 05-02-2017 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1830674)
Kikes are tiny, lacking in muscle definition, and the furthest thing from scary. The only scary part about them is when you call them out. Cause those bitches got enough money to hire a hit man to take you out.
Top kek.

Trollheart 05-02-2017 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1830674)
Kikes are tiny, lacking in muscle definition, and the furthest thing from scary. The only scary part about them is when you call them out. Cause those bitches got enough money to hire a hit man to take you out.
Not this kike. Take my word for it.

Blank. 05-02-2017 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1830677)
Not this kike. Take my word for it.
Hey! That's our word! You cannot use it! You anti-Semitic bigoted cis-gender Kike loving fuck.

Trollheart 05-02-2017 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1830680)
Hey! That's our word! You cannot use it! You anti-Semitic bigoted cis-gender Kike loving fuck.
That's me.

Frownland 05-02-2017 10:46 AM
Stop blank, my sides!

Trollheart 05-02-2017 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1830687)
Stop blank, my sides!
How do you keep your head from floating off, when you have no neck? Serious question.

The Batlord 05-02-2017 12:12 PM
#unbanvarg

Oriphiel 05-02-2017 12:27 PM
Varg isn't the hero that we need, but he's the hero that we deserve.

The Batlord 05-02-2017 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1830729)
Varg isn't the hero that we need, but he's the hero that we deserve.
I literally just finished looking at Batman bookshelves before reading this post.

*sniff*

Blue Hawk 05-02-2017 02:06 PM
This thread is gay.

DeadChannel 05-12-2017 09:08 AM
gottem


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