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Old 12-31-2014, 02:51 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Hmph. I'm sure it is now clear to everyone that you are in fact a mouthpiece for the Jewish conspiracy trying to discredit me, though whether you are one of them or merely a puppet I cannot say. I had not anticipated that they would have infiltrated even this place, but I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. They are after all a wily race.
I always knew it. You should be ashamed of yourself, Plankton.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-31-2014, 02:55 PM   #22 (permalink)
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How did this guy know Briks was Norwegian? I smell a rat….
Does it not say "Cutest little Norse boy" under his screen name?

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Oh sure. I'm all verklempt.

Stuff it jerkwad.
And now that I have outed you to everyone you lower yourself to childish name calling. Typical.

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I always knew it. You should be ashamed of yourself, Plankton.
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Old 12-31-2014, 02:56 PM   #23 (permalink)
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What's the best way to get a really ****ty sounding lofi recording device on a budget? Or is there a good way that I can do that in post?
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Old 12-31-2014, 03:05 PM   #24 (permalink)
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What's the best way to get a really ****ty sounding lofi recording device on a budget? Or is there a good way that I can do that in post?
Ah, an excellent question. There are several ways to achieve the desired "necro" sound.

1. My go to method is to physically assault the soundboard with a hammer (in deference to Thor of course). The engineer may protest, but when you're carrying a hammer they're unlikely to take it any further.

2. Another good way is to tie your equipment to the back of your car and drag it down the highway. It would be wise to do this on a relatively unused road. If you're confident in your driving abilities it might also help to swerve wildly.

3. If you still cannot achieve the desired sound, then you should stab your equipment repeatedly with a large knife.
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Old 12-31-2014, 03:14 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I'm self produced so it's no issue. Fanks!
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I'm self produced so it's no issue. Fanks!
Not at all. It is my pleasure to assist upcoming musicians. May Odin give you luck.
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Old 12-31-2014, 03:53 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Hello Musicbanter,

It is I, Varg Vikernes (yes, really! ), and it has come to my attention that a number of people hold some rather... unfortunate views about me. I don't know why so many people seem to hate me. I'm a pretty fungi (lol) and enjoy a good traditional Norwegian folk dance as much as anyone. I'm sure it's all a terrible misunderstanding brought about by communists, the media, and Jews. So, ask me anything you wish, and I will answer to the best of my abilities, hopefully clearing up any misunderstandings and misinformation. I hope very much to get to know each and every one of you in the days to come.

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Old 12-31-2014, 03:53 PM   #28 (permalink)
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